Comments on: 11 Things You Shouldn’t Heat Up In the Work Microwave http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Tue, 01 May 2012 22:54:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Mocklover http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2189 Mocklover Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:32:21 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2189 Well done my friend. Well done! I love the posts like this that are just off the wall ridiculous. Love it. Well done my friend. Well done! I love the posts like this that are just off the wall ridiculous. Love it.

]]> By: Ginger http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2186 Ginger Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:12:26 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2186 *trapped between cotton and a scrotal wall* Easily one of the funniest things I have ever read. *trapped between cotton and a scrotal wall*

Easily one of the funniest things I have ever read.

]]> By: kristin http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2185 kristin Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:55:13 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2185 I would have to say popcorn in any case. Either it gets burnt and smells bad, or it doesn't and just smells way too good and makes everyone else hungry. Unless the popcorn is for me. Then it's OK. I would have to say popcorn in any case. Either it gets burnt and smells bad, or it doesn’t and just smells way too good and makes everyone else hungry. Unless the popcorn is for me. Then it’s OK.

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2179 Shiny Rod Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:26:48 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2179 Add Thai Indian (dot) and Vietnamese to the list. Add Thai Indian (dot) and Vietnamese to the list.

]]> By: CitizenX http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2176 CitizenX Wed, 30 Sep 2009 23:53:23 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2176 I am actually considering a printable version for my workplace breakroom. There are quite a few homemade signs reminding us to clean up after ourselves. We have these big eraseable boards I could put next to it and they could leave comments LOL Have to add popcorn to the list unless you KNOW what you are doing. Burnt popcorn puts a scowl on everyone's face and no one admits to doing it. I am actually considering a printable version for my workplace breakroom. There are quite a few homemade signs reminding us to clean up after ourselves.
We have these big eraseable boards I could put next to it and they could leave comments LOL

Have to add popcorn to the list unless you KNOW what you are doing. Burnt popcorn puts a scowl on everyone’s face and no one admits to doing it.

]]> By: t-storm http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2175 t-storm Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:53:25 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2175 Not funny, but a hard boiled egg does not belong in the microwave. The Charlotte, NC Holiday Inn breakfast lounge still stinks. Your cellphone. Hitler's testicle. A homeless Moroccan gentleman Your own testicle Not funny, but a hard boiled egg does not belong in the microwave. The Charlotte, NC Holiday Inn breakfast lounge still stinks.

Your cellphone.

Hitler’s testicle.

A homeless Moroccan gentleman

Your own testicle

]]> By: clintcurtis http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2174 clintcurtis Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:52:38 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2174 Side note to said guy cooking the omelet: My job sucks. Feel free next Saturday morning to add the foresaid "block of plutonium" to your omelet. At this point in my life, I just want it all to end. Side note to said guy cooking the omelet: My job sucks. Feel free next Saturday morning to add the foresaid “block of plutonium” to your omelet. At this point in my life, I just want it all to end.

]]> By: clintcurtis http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2173 clintcurtis Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:49:52 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2173 To the guy in my building in Nome, Alaska last Saturday morning: Yes, I'm sure the omelet you made with garlic, onion, and peppers was delicious. HOWEVER...my office is on the downside of our building's air filtration system, hence I got the nasal irrition portion of your breakfast, yet without the deliciousness of the food. To the guy in my building in Nome, Alaska last Saturday morning: Yes, I’m sure the omelet you made with garlic, onion, and peppers was delicious. HOWEVER…my office is on the downside of our building’s air filtration system, hence I got the nasal irrition portion of your breakfast, yet without the deliciousness of the food.

]]> By: Skully http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2172 Skully Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:39:19 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2172 Petroleum products that have turned to gel in their respective metal cans. Steel wool and 104+ octane booster. Sealed tubes of lithium grease. Picture if you will, two teenagers with 5 old microwave ovens at an automotive service garage. They have petroleum products, a 100ft extension cord and the desire to know... Heh-heh, explosions are cool! Huh-huh, yea huh-huh... Petroleum products that have turned to gel in their respective metal cans.

Steel wool and 104+ octane booster.

Sealed tubes of lithium grease.

Picture if you will, two teenagers with 5 old microwave ovens at an automotive service garage. They have petroleum products, a 100ft extension cord and the desire to know…

Heh-heh, explosions are cool! Huh-huh, yea huh-huh…

]]> By: WB in OH http://mockable.org/11-things-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-heat-up-in-the-work-microwave/#comment-2171 WB in OH Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:02:56 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1624#comment-2171 Please refrain from using the work microwave to dry your socks. Please refrain from using the work microwave to dry your socks.

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