Comments on: Guest Mock: All Class http://mockable.org/all-class/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:06:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Fat Dave http://mockable.org/all-class/#comment-3107 Fat Dave Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:59:27 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2013#comment-3107 Ah. A social climber. You fly in first class. Duly noted. I fly first class for extra space and copious amounts of Scotch. Ah. A social climber. You fly in first class. Duly noted. I fly first class for extra space and copious amounts of Scotch.

]]> By: James Crestly Mach II http://mockable.org/all-class/#comment-3101 James Crestly Mach II Fri, 01 Jan 2010 20:39:52 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2013#comment-3101 I would merely introduce you as an aquaintance and not a friend, if that would make you feel better. Why on earth would you sit in first class if you did not want to be noticed. In fact, I walk back to coach now and then just to look at the sad faces and squashed bodies, sneezing bastards and kids loaded on sugar. No thank you very much. I'm always in 4A regardles of the airline. You'll know where to find me. I would merely introduce you as an aquaintance and not a friend, if that would make you feel better. Why on earth would you sit in first class if you did not want to be noticed. In fact, I walk back to coach now and then just to look at the sad faces and squashed bodies, sneezing bastards and kids loaded on sugar. No thank you very much. I’m always in 4A regardles of the airline. You’ll know where to find me.

]]> By: Fat Dave http://mockable.org/all-class/#comment-3099 Fat Dave Fri, 01 Jan 2010 14:05:07 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2013#comment-3099 I paid extra so I wouldn't have you pawing all over me looking for a friend. Who the Hell looks for friends on planes anyway? First Class isn't your country club men's room or highway rest stop. If you're looking for a new Senator to befriend, wait until the plane lands. I paid extra so I wouldn’t have you pawing all over me looking for a friend. Who the Hell looks for friends on planes anyway? First Class isn’t your country club men’s room or highway rest stop. If you’re looking for a new Senator to befriend, wait until the plane lands.

]]> By: James Crestly Mach II http://mockable.org/all-class/#comment-3095 James Crestly Mach II Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:18:04 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2013#comment-3095 Fat Dave.... Ah yes...if I remember correctly... you were flying stan- by and hoping you would win some sort of transportation lottery having cashed in the bus ticket your father bought you to go to Quartzite, Arizona to winterize his travel trailer. How did that work out?...JCMII Fat Dave….

Ah yes…if I remember correctly… you were flying stan- by and hoping you would win some sort of transportation lottery having cashed in the bus ticket your father bought you to go to Quartzite, Arizona to winterize his travel trailer. How did that work out?…JCMII

]]> By: Fat Dave http://mockable.org/all-class/#comment-3094 Fat Dave Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:41:14 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2013#comment-3094 Screw you! I'd spent all week paying attention to little shits like yourself screaming "Look at me! I need attention!" When I'm on a plane, I don't want to be bothered. Screw you! I’d spent all week paying attention to little shits like yourself screaming “Look at me! I need attention!” When I’m on a plane, I don’t want to be bothered.

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