Almost Everything I Did Yesterday Morning Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism

2009 October 7
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by mockers

7:00 am Rise and Shine

7:15 am Brew the Coffee

7:20 am Lather, Rinse, Repeat

7:35 am Slurp Some Java

7:37 am Bust a Melon

7:45 am Open the Sock Drawer

8:10 am Take My Explorer Down the Fast Lane

8:10 am Rock Some Whitesnake

8:50 am Find a Parking Space Near the Main Entrance

8:53 am Slide My Pass Key

8:54 am Ride the Elevator to the Top

8:55 am Say Hello to Mary

8:57 am Boot-Up the Macintosh

9:00 am Respond to an Urgent Message from Packing

9:05 am Join the Steering Committee

9:06 am Try to Keep Good Minutes

9:09 am Order a Sandwich From Luigiā€™s

9:10 thru 11:06 am Think About Movies and Baseball

11:07 am Enjoy the Free Ham

11:40 am Go Back to the Office

11:58 am Fuck a Cleaning Lady

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 October 7

    hahahaha What about “splooge in the coffee pot”?

  2. 2009 October 7

    Except for the cleaning lady.

  3. 2009 October 7
    Ginger permalink

    Right… what did you REALLY do at 11:58 am?

  4. 2009 October 7

    Guess you didn’t “fuck the dog” until after lunch. (just to clean that up…FTD means….goof off and do nothing while looking like you’re busy). It’s an industry term.

  5. 2009 October 7
    Amos permalink

    Nope….your 9:00AM entry does NOT sound sexual….sounds like mother nature calling…

  6. 2009 October 7

    @DTO do we really want to know what industry? Shepherding?

  7. 2009 October 7

    cc…construction, county work…any place a guy feels the need to say you’re slacking and wants to bust your chops.

  8. 2009 October 8

    This mockable was inspiring to me
    and I based my ABOUT page on
    [ A DAY IN THE LIFE ] of well, me

    Easily the next meme

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