Comments on: An Open Apology to the Bavarian Motor Works http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:31:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Benni http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1925 Benni Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:31:54 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1925 oh gosh peps it was nice driving my M3 118i but suddenly BMW is such discsting oh gosh peps it was nice driving my M3 118i but suddenly BMW is such discsting

]]> By: Benni http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1924 Benni Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:29:53 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1924 what is the differance between a an asshole and BMW what is the differance between a an asshole and BMW

]]> By: Kevindust http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1721 Kevindust Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:06:18 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1721 Anyone that buys any car as a status symbol is a douche. The thing is, BMW happens to make some of the greatest all around automobiles on the planet. As a lover of cars and driving, I aspire to own a 335i or M3 but it has nothing to do with the badge on the hood. It has to do with the performance, handling, styling and everyday useability of the car itself. That being said, I agree with your mock as many owners certainly fit the bill. The easiest way to tell a pretender from an enthusiast? Check for an automatic transmission. See also: Corvette owners (the automatic rule goes double here.) Anyone that buys any car as a status symbol is a douche. The thing is, BMW happens to make some of the greatest all around automobiles on the planet. As a lover of cars and driving, I aspire to own a 335i or M3 but it has nothing to do with the badge on the hood. It has to do with the performance, handling, styling and everyday useability of the car itself.

That being said, I agree with your mock as many owners certainly fit the bill. The easiest way to tell a pretender from an enthusiast? Check for an automatic transmission. See also: Corvette owners (the automatic rule goes double here.)

]]> By: Limey http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1691 Limey Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:35:36 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1691 The latest 3 series still has the hahnsaugenautomatisches (HSA) as an option, I believe. I think it's in the Premium Package. The latest 3 series still has the hahnsaugenautomatisches (HSA) as an option, I believe. I think it’s in the Premium Package.

]]> By: Chuck http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1690 Chuck Wed, 05 Aug 2009 23:05:48 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1690 What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside. What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW??

On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

]]> By: Skully http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1689 Skully Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:04:38 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1689 You can haul tons of vagina in a Ford F150! And a farkin' BMW on a trailor behind the truckload of vagina! You can haul tons of vagina in a Ford F150! And a farkin’ BMW on a trailor behind the truckload of vagina!

]]> By: Jason http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1688 Jason Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:26:18 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1688 I had a BMW for a while. It was a great car. The only thing is that if one little thing went wrong (a headlight went out) it was almost impossible to fix yourself. I thought they over engineered a lot of things. While driving it my penis would get so huge that I could self fellate, and that was nice. I had a BMW for a while. It was a great car. The only thing is that if one little thing went wrong (a headlight went out) it was almost impossible to fix yourself. I thought they over engineered a lot of things.

While driving it my penis would get so huge that I could self fellate, and that was nice.

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1687 Shiny Rod Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:17:42 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1687 My Jeep and I bow to your wit and determination. Keep driving that Sunbird. I will always feel good in knowing that I can haul more vagina that the asshole in the BMW. Unless of course they are driving a BMV SUV, but it just more assholes on an BMW SUV. My Jeep and I bow to your wit and determination. Keep driving that Sunbird. I will always feel good in knowing that I can haul more vagina that the asshole in the BMW. Unless of course they are driving a BMV SUV, but it just more assholes on an BMW SUV.

]]> By: mockers http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1686 mockers Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:00:10 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1686 That reminds me...I forgot the 4th reason: Euro-ponytail douche-assery. That reminds me…I forgot the 4th reason: Euro-ponytail douche-assery.

]]> By: Vicki http://mockable.org/an-open-apology-to-the-bavarian-motor-works/#comment-1685 Vicki Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:55:48 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1235#comment-1685 Back in the 70s when I was in my 20s I had a 1976 Sunbird--orange with white vinyl top and seats. I loved that car. Back in the 70s when I was in my 20s I had a 1976 Sunbird–orange with white vinyl top and seats. I loved that car.

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