Comments on: Friday Guest Mock: An Open Letter to Fat Guy at the Gym Who Took The Locker Right Next To Mine http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:02:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: In Agony, GA http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2623 In Agony, GA Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:09:58 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2623 Bald guys are sexy. Hey, Zazu! Guess who? Bald guys are sexy.

Hey, Zazu! Guess who?

]]> By: Chris http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2609 Chris Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:05:03 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2609 People people people. First of all, have you seen Metten? And he approved it. :) Second, as Buck pointed out, this is mockable.org. Finally, whether you are offended or not is not the problem, I'm just cluing you in to what everyone else is thinking when you rub your hairy back up against us while struggling to dry your taint. People people people.
First of all, have you seen Metten? And he approved it. :)
Second, as Buck pointed out, this is mockable.org.
Finally, whether you are offended or not is not the problem, I’m just cluing you in to what everyone else is thinking when you rub your hairy back up against us while struggling to dry your taint.

]]> By: Buck http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2571 Buck Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:50:01 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2571 Geez, lighten up people....it's a blog called MOCKABLE. NOTHING is off limits. If you're worried, perhaps you should frequent www.sensitive.com and in the words of Jeff Kay, "..place a hot water bottle on your vagina." By the way, hillbillies and rednecks are the last holdouts for mocking without reprisal. I get it constantly, in the end. IT'S JUST A FUCKING JOKE. Geez, lighten up people….it’s a blog called MOCKABLE. NOTHING is off limits. If you’re worried, perhaps you should frequent http://www.sensitive.com and in the words of Jeff Kay, “..place a hot water bottle on your vagina.” By the way, hillbillies and rednecks are the last holdouts for mocking without reprisal. I get it constantly, in the end. IT’S JUST A FUCKING JOKE.

]]> By: Dr. Fatnbald http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2535 Dr. Fatnbald Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:30:15 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2535 Let me clear the air... I apprecaite a good fart joke...however. People suffering from Involuntary Flatulence are scorned and made fun of all the time and it is not in good taste to laugh at the sufferings of others. So be sympathic to others. But when a guy lets one rip in church and it bounces off the wooden pew and he sends up his own joyous noise right after the chior had finished singing...that's hilarious. Let me clear the air…

I apprecaite a good fart joke…however. People suffering from Involuntary Flatulence are scorned and made fun of all the time and it is not in good taste to laugh at the sufferings of others. So be sympathic to others. But when a guy lets one rip in church and it bounces off the wooden pew and he sends up his own joyous noise right after the chior had finished singing…that’s hilarious.

]]> By: NewFollower http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2523 NewFollower Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:05:27 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2523 I would like to see Jeff K. do one of his famous graphs of the number of times since the inception of this website that the "Mock" has had a derogatory reference to a fat/obese person vs the times it has not. Just sayin' I would like to see Jeff K. do one of his famous graphs of the number of times since the inception of this website that the “Mock” has had a derogatory reference to a fat/obese person vs the times it has not.

Just sayin’

]]> By: Dr. Fatnbald http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2519 Dr. Fatnbald Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:58:33 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2519 Two bald guys walk into a bar.... Two bald guys walk into a bar….

]]> By: Zazu http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2515 Zazu Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:57:00 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2515 Ditto -E Thayer! I agree. It is as if fat people are the last group it is OK to totally trash and treat them like they are not human beings. Now I think poking fun at people's foibles is a good thing, but this came across as mean. Ditto -E Thayer! I agree. It is as if fat people are the last group it is OK to totally trash and treat them like they are not human beings. Now I think poking fun at people’s foibles is a good thing, but this came across as mean.

]]> By: metten http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2513 metten Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:51:55 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2513 Lighten up, Francis...Despite the fact that my own BMI is in the low 30's, fat people are more than fair game. Besides, I'm relatively sure that we've already covered retards and high school dropouts. Maybe you and I should print it out and tape it to the front of the treadmill as inspiration... Lighten up, Francis…Despite the fact that my own BMI is in the low 30′s, fat people are more than fair game. Besides, I’m relatively sure that we’ve already covered retards and high school dropouts. Maybe you and I should print it out and tape it to the front of the treadmill as inspiration…

]]> By: E Thayer http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2512 E Thayer Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:20:25 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2512 Damn, Chris, you put your foot in your mouth pretty good there. Let's brainstorm about what you can mock next. There's handicapped people... they don't mind being lampooned. And don't forget retards, they're always good for a laugh. Since they're too stoopid to know we're laughing at them, that's a bonus. Ooooo, I know, let's do burn victims next! They're gross looking too! Or people who didn't finish school! Wow, there's no end of material there. Give two seconds worth of thought before writing your next column, wouldya? I'm all for humor; I wouldn't want to live in a world without it... but you fucked up here. Do better next time, dude. Damn, Chris, you put your foot in your mouth pretty good there.

Let’s brainstorm about what you can mock next. There’s handicapped people… they don’t mind being lampooned. And don’t forget retards, they’re always good for a laugh. Since they’re too stoopid to know we’re laughing at them, that’s a bonus.

Ooooo, I know, let’s do burn victims next! They’re gross looking too!
Or people who didn’t finish school! Wow, there’s no end of material there.

Give two seconds worth of thought before writing your next column, wouldya?
I’m all for humor; I wouldn’t want to live in a world without it… but you fucked up here. Do better next time, dude.

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-fat-guy-at-the-gym-who-took-the-locker-right-next-to-mine/#comment-2511 Shiny Rod Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:14:58 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1839#comment-2511 The guy next to locker 147 - I am not fat, I am big boned. You gotta problem with that? Next time you call me at 3:18 in the morning cause your skinny ass couldn't handle the liquor and you go arrested for public intoxication and DUI, don't look for me my fat ass to come running to bail your narrow ass out. OK? Next time you need me to reposess that car you co-signed on a loan that your so called cousin stiffed you on. And when you have illegally parked somewhere to run in and play the lotto, don't expect me to look the other way and not tow your sorry boney ass. Now leave alone so I can scope out your wif.. eh workout in peace. The guy next to locker 147 – I am not fat, I am big boned. You gotta problem with that? Next time you call me at 3:18 in the morning cause your skinny ass couldn’t handle the liquor and you go arrested for public intoxication and DUI, don’t look for me my fat ass to come running to bail your narrow ass out. OK? Next time you need me to reposess that car you co-signed on a loan that your so called cousin stiffed you on. And when you have illegally parked somewhere to run in and play the lotto, don’t expect me to look the other way and not tow your sorry boney ass. Now leave alone so I can scope out your wif.. eh workout in peace.

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