Comments on: An Open Letter to the People Who Insist on Touching Me All the Time http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:06:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: In Defense of the Fist Bump | mockable.org http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3314 In Defense of the Fist Bump | mockable.org Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:37:04 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3314 [...] February 3rd, Jeff Kay posted An Open Letter to the People Who Insist On Touching Me All the Time.  As the guy who posted this on September 24th, 2009 – I am all for personal space and the [...] [...] February 3rd, Jeff Kay posted An Open Letter to the People Who Insist On Touching Me All the Time.  As the guy who posted this on September 24th, 2009 – I am all for personal space and the [...]

]]> By: Melissa http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3290 Melissa Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:58:20 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3290 Gah! Don't get me started! It is even worse in the gay community. Here I am a normal happy lesbian, but for some reason, all the flamboyant gay men are notorious huggers. It's like, hey, we met ONCE before, this does not a hugging friendship make! But all the pretty bois are "Heeeyyyyy OMG HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN (10 min) LET ME HUG ALL OVER YOU!!!!!!"""" It isn't that they are closet straight, they just wanna touch, ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Last time we went bar hopping they all wanted to hold hands and skip from bar to bar. The all the girls looked at them like they just grew tentacles out of their heads. Except the two straight girls in our party, they held hands and skipped to mah lou with the boys.... Weirdos. Gah! Don’t get me started! It is even worse in the gay community. Here I am a normal happy lesbian, but for some reason, all the flamboyant gay men are notorious huggers. It’s like, hey, we met ONCE before, this does not a hugging friendship make! But all the pretty bois are “Heeeyyyyy OMG HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN (10 min) LET ME HUG ALL OVER YOU!!!!!!”"”"

It isn’t that they are closet straight, they just wanna touch, ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Last time we went bar hopping they all wanted to hold hands and skip from bar to bar. The all the girls looked at them like they just grew tentacles out of their heads. Except the two straight girls in our party, they held hands and skipped to mah lou with the boys….

Weirdos.

]]> By: kristin http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3289 kristin Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:25:22 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3289 Fist bumps are only acceptable between hockey players and only during games. Other than that, knock it off. Fist bumps are only acceptable between hockey players and only during games. Other than that, knock it off.

]]> By: Skully http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3288 Skully Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:12:32 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3288 Salutes are the thing. Keep your booger mining equipment to yourself. Salutes are the thing. Keep your booger mining equipment to yourself.

]]> By: Fat Secretary http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3285 Fat Secretary Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:31:38 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3285 I can always tell when we make our "numbers" for the month/quarter. The VP comes out of his office and gives me a huge crushing bear hug. This does not make me happy. I can always tell when we make our “numbers” for the month/quarter. The VP comes out of his office and gives me a huge crushing bear hug. This does not make me happy.

]]> By: cc http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3281 cc Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:56:32 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3281 I am not a big fan of shaking hands with men. I know for certain that they have had their wieners in their hand sometime in the last several hours and I have no way of knowing which men are hand washers or where their wieners have been. I am not a big fan of shaking hands with men. I know for certain that they have had their wieners in their hand sometime in the last several hours and I have no way of knowing which men are hand washers or where their wieners have been.

]]> By: dto http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3279 dto Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:26:18 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3279 I can't even deal with eye contact. I can’t even deal with eye contact.

]]> By: eeyoresmama http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3278 eeyoresmama Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:14:16 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3278 Don't touch! MY space, keep out of it. Do not corner me with your touchy-kissy kindness and friendliness, keep your hands and whatever body parts to yourself. Thank you. Don’t touch! MY space, keep out of it. Do not corner me with your touchy-kissy kindness and friendliness, keep your hands and whatever body parts to yourself. Thank you.

]]> By: Big Mike http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3277 Big Mike Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:02:50 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3277 I'm 48 years old and still a fist bump virgin. I am planning on staying that way. I’m 48 years old and still a fist bump virgin. I am planning on staying that way.

]]> By: Chuck in Belpre http://mockable.org/an-open-letter-to-the-people-who-insist-on-touching-me-all-the-time/#comment-3276 Chuck in Belpre Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:28:03 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2143#comment-3276 I used to work with a woman that liked to touch your arm while she talked to you. But she was smoking hot so that was OK. Had she been a human flesh-farm it would have been a different story. Also I had a friend that introduced me to his buddy at a bar one night and the guy shook my hand and then pressed the back of my hand to his forehead. The hell is that? Also my buddies ex-girlfriend would talk to me and her nipples would get hard...man, that was tough. But, that's way off topic. I used to work with a woman that liked to touch your arm while she talked to you. But she was smoking hot so that was OK. Had she been a human flesh-farm it would have been a different story. Also I had a friend that introduced me to his buddy at a bar one night and the guy shook my hand and then pressed the back of my hand to his forehead. The hell is that?

Also my buddies ex-girlfriend would talk to me and her nipples would get hard…man, that was tough. But, that’s way off topic.

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