Comments on: …And It’s Come to Workplace Toilets http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:06:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Carla http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/#comment-162 Carla Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:58:43 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=243#comment-162 Man, I love QuikTrip. Man, I love QuikTrip.

]]> By: Tiff http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/#comment-145 Tiff Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:42:36 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=243#comment-145 Hey - I get a faint whiff of whinery off this. Or is that ass? Either way, seems we're slipping into strai' on bitchery, which is pretty exciting territory in its own right. The mockability of the clickety-pop bathroom 'freshener' is not to be argued with. It's very nearly useless. The truck-flap bathmat issue is pure grossness. Bleah. Hey – I get a faint whiff of whinery off this. Or is that ass? Either way, seems we’re slipping into strai’ on bitchery, which is pretty exciting territory in its own right.

The mockability of the clickety-pop bathroom ‘freshener’ is not to be argued with. It’s very nearly useless. The truck-flap bathmat issue is pure grossness. Bleah.

]]> By: roarke http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/#comment-140 roarke Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:36:17 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=243#comment-140 Can anyone explain this behavior: I was in the restroom at my workplace and I had just used the urinal and was washing my hands. A co-worker walked in and went to the urinal and, the next thing I know, he's got both of his hands on his hips. I caught it in the mirror out of the corner of my eye and had to do a double-take. He was standing there like Superman with both hands on his hips and his chest puffed out. What the cock? I've seen him in there several times since then and he does it every time (and then he leaves without washing his hands). Can anyone explain this behavior: I was in the restroom at my workplace and I had just used the urinal and was washing my hands. A co-worker walked in and went to the urinal and, the next thing I know, he’s got both of his hands on his hips. I caught it in the mirror out of the corner of my eye and had to do a double-take. He was standing there like Superman with both hands on his hips and his chest puffed out. What the cock? I’ve seen him in there several times since then and he does it every time (and then he leaves without washing his hands).

]]> By: Sam http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/#comment-135 Sam Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:52:20 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=243#comment-135 People that piss all over the floor should be called out on it. Public humiliation works EVERY time. People that piss all over the floor should be called out on it. Public humiliation works EVERY time.

]]> By: Drug Delivery Guy http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/#comment-134 Drug Delivery Guy Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:49:56 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=243#comment-134 Well, we know for sure that Jeff didn't write this update. Pretty funny. Though I hope all of the "automatic bathroom-freshener-sprayer-thing" lovers don't come here crying about how their offended. Well, we know for sure that Jeff didn’t write this update. Pretty funny. Though I hope all of the “automatic bathroom-freshener-sprayer-thing” lovers don’t come here crying about how their offended.

]]> By: Brandy http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/#comment-132 Brandy Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:15:19 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=243#comment-132 I WISH we had one of those in the bathroom at work. Instead, I work with people that are inconsiderate and don't spray or leave the fan on. I think I'm the only one that ever changes the toilet paper roll when it's empty, too. I hate my job. I WISH we had one of those in the bathroom at work. Instead, I work with people that are inconsiderate and don’t spray or leave the fan on. I think I’m the only one that ever changes the toilet paper roll when it’s empty, too. I hate my job.

]]> By: JRP_IN_SC http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/#comment-125 JRP_IN_SC Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:02:25 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=243#comment-125 We actually had someone steal one of these contraptions out of our restroom at work. Now that I read this article I think someone may "disposed" of it for the reasons listed. It always did smell like someone shit a Christmas tree. We actually had someone steal one of these contraptions out of our restroom at work. Now that I read this article I think someone may “disposed” of it for the reasons listed. It always did smell like someone shit a Christmas tree.

]]> By: 2Tall http://mockable.org/and-its-come-to-workplace-toilets/#comment-122 2Tall Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:30:13 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=243#comment-122 I'm 6'8" (80inches tall) and I refer to these things as wall-mounted Mace dispensers. I've caught it in the ear, the hair but not the eyes...YET! The other annoying part is when they are out of spray, they beep. So, you're sitting there, enjoying a little quiet time, and you hear BEEP-BEEP every every minute or so. It's like a frickin' egg timer or something. BEEP-BEEP! Poop's Done!! I’m 6’8″ (80inches tall) and I refer to these things as wall-mounted Mace dispensers. I’ve caught it in the ear, the hair but not the eyes…YET! The other annoying part is when they are out of spray, they beep. So, you’re sitting there, enjoying a little quiet time, and you hear BEEP-BEEP every every minute or so. It’s like a frickin’ egg timer or something. BEEP-BEEP! Poop’s Done!!

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