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		<title>The Horribly Ridiculous Website of the Month</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet the A-man.  In case you didn&#8217;t notice&#8230;he&#8217;s a douche.  I first met the A-man back in the early part of the century when I wrote this anti-advice column.  Perhaps I was a bit too harsh when I encouraged him to commit suicide, so I guess I am sort of glad that he didn&#8217;t.  I [...]]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_426" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 210px"><img class="size-full wp-image-426" title="douchewad" src="http://mockable.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/douchewad.jpg" alt="Yo baby, I got what you need...unless you need chest hair for some reason" width="200" height="281" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Yo baby, I got what you need...unless, for some reason, you need chest hair</p></div>
<p>Meet the A-man.  In case you didn&#8217;t notice&#8230;he&#8217;s a douche.  I first met the A-man back in the early part of the century when I wrote <a href="http://www.sexstone.net/mettenarch3.html">this</a> anti-advice column.  Perhaps I was a bit too harsh when I encouraged him to commit suicide, so I guess I am sort of glad that he didn&#8217;t.  I mean, kinda.</p>
<div class="mceTemp">Five or six years later, he&#8217;s still going strong.  He&#8217;s giving shitty advice to people that don&#8217;t exist, posting embarrassing pictures of himself, pretending like he has a &#8220;staff&#8221; that fears and admires him and failing to break the 6,000,000 mark in Alexa ratings. I wonder what the A-man actually does for a living, since it&#8217;s clear that his shitty website isn&#8217;t a source of income.  Do you think he&#8217;s working in somebody&#8217;s mail room with his purple shirt open like that?   He&#8217;s got to be pretty well off to afford to employ all those people who don&#8217;t create any content.  But really, who is &#8220;The man&#8221;?<span style="color: #ffffff;"><strong> </strong>&#8220;</span><span style="color: #000000;">&#8220;<span style="color: #000000;">He&#8217;s our boss and the host of this entertainment web site. <em>Please don&#8217;t make him mad at us.</em> He&#8217;s a huge pain-in-the-ass to work for when he&#8217;s mad at one of us. We fear him *shudder*.&#8221;</span></span></div>
<div class="mceTemp"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="color: #000000;">Yes, I could see how working for the &#8220;A-man&#8221; could be a very intimidating process.  I looks like if you cross him he might take you on an adventure to our nation&#8217;s capital where you&#8217;ll be posed against your will in front of historic monuments and made to stare at the camera all tough and serious like you&#8217;re a member of Orlano&#8217;s newest boy band. </span></span></div>
<div class="mceTemp"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="color: #000000;">I leave you with a challenge mockateers &#8211; go out into the internet and find me a bigger self-absorbed, self promoting douchewhore than this guy.  Doesn&#8217;t he look like he just farted one of the gayest farts to ever get farted?</span></span></div>
<div class="mceTemp"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="color: #000000;"><img class="size-full wp-image-427 alignright" title="ifarted" src="http://mockable.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ifarted.jpg" alt="Yes, fear me.  Because I just farted in the gayest possible way." width="200" height="281" /><span class="text"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-size: 10px; line-height: 13px;">Pictures and graphics used without permission</span></span><span style="font-size: 16px; line-height: 19px;">.<br />
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