Comments on: Don’t Yell at the Clerk…Moron http://mockable.org/dont-yell-at-the-clerk-moron/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Tue, 01 May 2012 22:54:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: DTO http://mockable.org/dont-yell-at-the-clerk-moron/#comment-1989 DTO Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:50:59 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1477#comment-1989 I was a counter jockey for many years (16) and it only hepled to increase my overall coolness. While...fuck you, get the fuck out, was at tip of my mind...my deadpan, calm demeanor drove them fucking nuts. If they lashed out at my employee, conversation over goodby and fuck off!! There are professional complainers. Cruise Line cattle are the worst from what I read. They want free shit because the fish at the buffett smells like fish! I actualy do live in a geographically challanged location and love it! We have an 'air strip' with a orange wind sock. I tell people it is an intrenational airport because you really could get to anyplace from here...just not all at once. Funny thing is...there are no airplanes here! I was a counter jockey for many years (16) and it only hepled to increase my overall coolness. While…fuck you, get the fuck out, was at tip of my mind…my deadpan, calm demeanor drove them fucking nuts. If they lashed out at my employee, conversation over goodby and fuck off!! There are professional complainers. Cruise Line cattle are the worst from what I read. They want free shit because the fish at the buffett smells like fish!

I actualy do live in a geographically challanged location and love it! We have an ‘air strip’ with a orange wind sock. I tell people it is an intrenational airport because you really could get to anyplace from here…just not all at once. Funny thing is…there are no airplanes here!

]]> By: The Nutty Professor http://mockable.org/dont-yell-at-the-clerk-moron/#comment-1988 The Nutty Professor Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:18:08 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1477#comment-1988 If it's a male, I will threaten them within inches of their lives. If it's a female, I will understand and tell them what I have read about them. Then, I will post it on my blog. If it’s a male, I will threaten them within inches of their lives.

If it’s a female, I will understand and tell them what I have read about them.

Then, I will post it on my blog.

]]> By: Trisha aka Mrs. Wally http://mockable.org/dont-yell-at-the-clerk-moron/#comment-1987 Trisha aka Mrs. Wally Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:59:17 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1477#comment-1987 A girlfriend and I were discussing this very thing just last night. Everyone should wait a table or 500 in their lives, it teaches humility. A girlfriend and I were discussing this very thing just last night. Everyone should wait a table or 500 in their lives, it teaches humility.

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/dont-yell-at-the-clerk-moron/#comment-1986 Shiny Rod Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:59:39 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1477#comment-1986 Having worked in retail sales, food service, and at an elderly home as an employee and in management capacities. I have been yelled at by the best and I just smile at them and say, "I understand your frustration, what can I do to make this situation better for you?" That usually disarnms 90% of them. The other 10%, I just take them out behind the building and beat the living crap out of them. End of anger management lesson. Having worked in retail sales, food service, and at an elderly home as an employee and in management capacities. I have been yelled at by the best and I just smile at them and say, “I understand your frustration, what can I do to make this situation better for you?” That usually disarnms 90% of them. The other 10%, I just take them out behind the building and beat the living crap out of them. End of anger management lesson.

]]> By: Skully http://mockable.org/dont-yell-at-the-clerk-moron/#comment-1985 Skully Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:19:30 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1477#comment-1985 I RETARDED the timing on my 1970 Nova so it would sound a little meaner! OH GOD! I said retarded! I hope I didn't offend anyone! I RETARDED the timing on my 1970 Nova so it would sound a little meaner!
OH GOD! I said retarded! I hope I didn’t offend anyone!

]]> By: Elle http://mockable.org/dont-yell-at-the-clerk-moron/#comment-1984 Elle Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:59:01 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1477#comment-1984 Of course I meant "aisle". How retarded of me. Of course I meant “aisle”.

How retarded of me.

]]> By: Elle http://mockable.org/dont-yell-at-the-clerk-moron/#comment-1983 Elle Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:57:50 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1477#comment-1983 I can say with a wealth of experience...you will receive far more satisfaction by NOT losing your shit from the get-go. Save that for the "boss"...and if she/he deserves it, by all means. Uh...what aise, exactly, might one find this "electrified screwing machine"? Just curious. I can say with a wealth of experience…you will receive far more satisfaction by NOT losing your shit from the get-go. Save that for the “boss”…and if she/he deserves it, by all means.

Uh…what aise, exactly, might one find this “electrified screwing machine”? Just curious.

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