Comments on: Friday Guest Mock: An Open Letter to Friends, Neighbors and “The Complainer” http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-an-open-letter-to-friends-neighbors-and-the-complainer/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:02:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: fattie20xl http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-an-open-letter-to-friends-neighbors-and-the-complainer/#comment-2446 fattie20xl Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:26:03 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1804#comment-2446 Yesterday I'm walking scruffydog and this dude comes out of his house and tells me I can't walk my dog on his block. I politely tell him that it's a public street and I can do whatever I feel like. He tells me he's got kids and is tired of constantly tracking shit into his house. #1 take your shoes off BEFORE YOU GO IN THE HOUSE! that's what the vestabule/mudroom is for. #2 There's about a dozen feral cats out there that your neighbor feeds. #3 I pick up after my dog. What I should do is pick up after my dog, put it in his mailbox with a note saying "See? Told you I pick it up" Or maybe I should take a steaming whitecastle cravecase dump right on his doorstep... again with a note saying "not dog shit"? One thing's for sure, Since that was a sort of "extention" to scruffydog's walk before I'm going to adjust the route. So that that's part of the routine! Yesterday I’m walking scruffydog and this dude comes out of his house and tells me I can’t walk my dog on his block. I politely tell him that it’s a public street and I can do whatever I feel like. He tells me he’s got kids and is tired of constantly tracking shit into his house.

#1 take your shoes off BEFORE YOU GO IN THE HOUSE! that’s what the vestabule/mudroom is for.
#2 There’s about a dozen feral cats out there that your neighbor feeds.
#3 I pick up after my dog.

What I should do is pick up after my dog, put it in his mailbox with a note saying “See? Told you I pick it up”

Or maybe I should take a steaming whitecastle cravecase dump right on his doorstep… again with a note saying “not dog shit”?

One thing’s for sure, Since that was a sort of “extention” to scruffydog’s walk before I’m going to adjust the route. So that that’s part of the routine!

]]> By: Vicki http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-an-open-letter-to-friends-neighbors-and-the-complainer/#comment-2444 Vicki Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:32:32 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1804#comment-2444 My husband thinks he's being a do-gooder for the neighborhood feral cats and feeds the little bastards on our front porch no matter how much I bitch and complain. Whilst blog surfing a couple weeks ago, I saw some kittens that needed adoption by a local blogger I had happened upon by accident. She said her mother had RESCUED them when she went to the Post Office and had some cute little bullshit story about it. WE live in front of the Post Office. Showed them to my spouse--"Eureka! So that's what happened to the last kittens the black mama cat brought up"! Nosy buttinski heifer. I bet she's been boasting left and right about her "rescue" from the crazy cat people. Yeah, that's right. I can call him names. Nobody else can. My husband thinks he’s being a do-gooder for the neighborhood feral cats and feeds the little bastards on our front porch no matter how much I bitch and complain. Whilst blog surfing a couple weeks ago, I saw some kittens that needed adoption by a local blogger I had happened upon by accident. She said her mother had RESCUED them when she went to the Post Office and had some cute little bullshit story about it. WE live in front of the Post Office. Showed them to my spouse–”Eureka! So that’s what happened to the last kittens the black mama cat brought up”! Nosy buttinski heifer. I bet she’s been boasting left and right about her “rescue” from the crazy cat people. Yeah, that’s right. I can call him names. Nobody else can.

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-an-open-letter-to-friends-neighbors-and-the-complainer/#comment-2443 Shiny Rod Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:54:04 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1804#comment-2443 A couple of my neighbors have had their homes broken into. My house has been spared. Could it be that Ginger barks at anything that moves in her view? Yet, no complaints from the neighbors. I was once called by the Steve Show, does that count? A couple of my neighbors have had their homes broken into. My house has been spared. Could it be that Ginger barks at anything that moves in her view? Yet, no complaints from the neighbors. I was once called by the Steve Show, does that count?

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