Comments on: Friday Guest Mock: Mockable Me http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-mockable-me/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:31:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Brynhildr http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-mockable-me/#comment-2322 Brynhildr Sun, 18 Oct 2009 17:50:25 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1723#comment-2322 Ha! "Fire drill in the middle of my next mammogram" -- classic. A friend was getting one when there was a blackout a few years ago. The backup generator was a bit rusty and took a few minutes to kick in, but by that time, she had already pried her (now elongated) boob out from between the plates since the daft technician had left her there to try and figure out what the problem was. Now that I think about it, this is going on my list of nasty things to wish upon the über-bitches of this world. Ha! “Fire drill in the middle of my next mammogram” — classic. A friend was getting one when there was a blackout a few years ago. The backup generator was a bit rusty and took a few minutes to kick in, but by that time, she had already pried her (now elongated) boob out from between the plates since the daft technician had left her there to try and figure out what the problem was. Now that I think about it, this is going on my list of nasty things to wish upon the über-bitches of this world.

]]> By: Limey http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-mockable-me/#comment-2321 Limey Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:10:00 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1723#comment-2321 "that slimy Limey lizard" Fuck you! :) “that slimy Limey lizard”

Fuck you! :)

]]> By: Ginger http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-mockable-me/#comment-2318 Ginger Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:41:17 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1723#comment-2318 Good job, Zazu! If Texas counts, I will join your support group! Oh, and by the way, I stalk those $3 racks at Walmart... and it pays off, if you can be patient. Norma Kamali for Wal-Mart, baby. Would love to know your mental picture of me... and why you think I had kids?! Good job, Zazu! If Texas counts, I will join your support group! Oh, and by the way, I stalk those $3 racks at Walmart… and it pays off, if you can be patient. Norma Kamali for Wal-Mart, baby.

Would love to know your mental picture of me… and why you think I had kids?!

]]> By: Zazu http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-mockable-me/#comment-2315 Zazu Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:46:47 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1723#comment-2315 Thanks! This day was sucking - car battery died - keyfob that lets me connect to the VPN to work remotely died - but now all is better! @ Vicki - we need to start a support group for those of us stuck in the (love your phrase) "desperately deep south". I also worry about the notion that someone might tag me for the Walmart game someday... Thanks! This day was sucking – car battery died – keyfob that lets me connect to the VPN to work remotely died – but now all is better!

@ Vicki – we need to start a support group for those of us stuck in the (love your phrase) “desperately deep south”. I also worry about the notion that someone might tag me for the Walmart game someday…

]]> By: WB in OH http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-mockable-me/#comment-2314 WB in OH Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:12:15 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1723#comment-2314 Second!!! Oh wait, sorry. With all due respect to those who came before you, I think this was one of the best mocks yet. (Guest left out intentionally) Second!!! Oh wait, sorry.

With all due respect to those who came before you, I think this was one of the best mocks yet. (Guest left out intentionally)

]]> By: Vicki http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-mockable-me/#comment-2313 Vicki Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:11:05 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1723#comment-2313 Oh, yeah, you mock so fine. And, I'm just what you think--a fattish, slighty past middle-aged seriously sarcastic bitch of a woman who was born and will die in the desperately deep south. I am not; however, a game piece in the Wal-Mart game although I may dress that way sometimes. Oh, yeah, you mock so fine. And, I’m just what you think–a fattish, slighty past middle-aged seriously sarcastic bitch of a woman who was born and will die in the desperately deep south. I am not; however, a game piece in the Wal-Mart game although I may dress that way sometimes.

]]> By: Phil Jett http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-mockable-me/#comment-2312 Phil Jett Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:39:08 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1723#comment-2312 Great fucking mock. More please. Great fucking mock. More please.

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