Comments on: Friday Guest Mock: Questionable Questions

By: kristin

kristin — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:56:13 +0000

haven’t just spent way too much time in airports lately, i concur. whacking me in the back with your giant carry-on purse is not going to get any of us through security faster.

By: Leo

Leo — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:09:23 +0000

I want a tazer!!!

By: WB in OH

WB in OH — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:45:03 +0000

Excellent! STFU and stay the fuck back! Two new rules to live by.

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:12:44 +0000

I cary a tazer (the old fashioned kind that you have to touch to the person) with me when I’m in line. I constantly jab it out in a circular pattern to keep people from getting too close. If you get zapped, well, you just sit there in your puddle of piss and think about what you’ve done. Stay back!

By: T. Farty McAppleass

T. Farty McAppleass — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:10:58 +0000

Well done! People are bastards. Questions blow.

By: Shiny Rod

Shiny Rod — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:21:03 +0000

I like my personal space and don’t crowd me or I’ll give you the evil eye. Yes my dog bites, she doen’t like people bothering me with stupid questions.

Execellent mock Dave!

By: brown walker

brown walker — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:16:27 +0000

I have to agree with the crowding issue. If one more person hits me in the ankles with their cart in line at the grocery store I might start killing people – or maybe I’ll just follow them home and then take a shit on their porch.

By: Tammie

Tammie — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:44:47 +0000

“I know there’s been shootings over parking spaces at Piggly Wigglys, but it’s ok in here.”

HAHAHA! I love it!

By: Skully

Skully — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 11:55:22 +0000

I had to look twice to see if I wrote this.
WTF is wrong with the “crowding class” of people? Are they testing to see if they can smell traces of normal bodily functions?

“If I get real close maybe I can smell me some man ass and, when I get real good at it, possibly be able to discern the eating habits…”

Good mock, DTO!