Comments on: Friday Guest Mock: Quick Hit Mocks About People I’ve Actually Known http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-quick-hit-mocks-about-people-i%e2%80%99ve-actually-known/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Tue, 01 May 2012 22:54:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Mister B http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-quick-hit-mocks-about-people-i%e2%80%99ve-actually-known/#comment-2053 Mister B Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:26:19 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1517#comment-2053 Funnily enough, the name Dorcas is actually kinda revered around here. A lady named Dorcas Drake started a Christmas Party and Toy Drive for children who would otherwise do without, which she ran for 37 years. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorcas_Drake for the minor details. It's still a stupid name, though. Funnily enough, the name Dorcas is actually kinda revered around here. A lady named Dorcas Drake started a Christmas Party and Toy Drive for children who would otherwise do without, which she ran for 37 years. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorcas_Drake for the minor details.

It’s still a stupid name, though.

]]> By: Elle http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-quick-hit-mocks-about-people-i%e2%80%99ve-actually-known/#comment-2004 Elle Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:59:42 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1517#comment-2004 Hilarious! My best friend had an old neighbor lady named Dorcas who looked down upon of from way up high on Jesus' cross. Hilarious!

My best friend had an old neighbor lady named Dorcas who looked down upon of from way up high on Jesus’ cross.

]]> By: AngryWhiteGuy http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-quick-hit-mocks-about-people-i%e2%80%99ve-actually-known/#comment-2003 AngryWhiteGuy Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:28:04 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1517#comment-2003 We had a girl in our junior high school named Dorcas. I don't remember her ever being around in high school. She had a twin brother named Gordon. Even though Dorcas was extreme white trash, I always felt kinda sorry for her due to her name. Our "Robby" was a little asshole named Mark that had two older step brothers named Tim and Howard. Mark was all of five foot zero in tenth grade and acted like he could kick anyone's ass, although we all knew he couldn't. Saw him about eight years later in a bar and he couldn't remember who I was. Gave me shit about the car I was driving. I said something like "Don't let it irrritate your mangina" or something and he, being a foot and a half shorter than me threatened to break my neck. Followed me out the door and I picked him up and threw him into a bush. Hopefully, he isn't dead yet from idle threats. We had a girl in our junior high school named Dorcas. I don’t remember her ever being around in high school. She had a twin brother named Gordon. Even though Dorcas was extreme white trash, I always felt kinda sorry for her due to her name.

Our “Robby” was a little asshole named Mark that had two older step brothers named Tim and Howard. Mark was all of five foot zero in tenth grade and acted like he could kick anyone’s ass, although we all knew he couldn’t. Saw him about eight years later in a bar and he couldn’t remember who I was. Gave me shit about the car I was driving. I said something like “Don’t let it irrritate your mangina” or something and he, being a foot and a half shorter than me threatened to break my neck. Followed me out the door and I picked him up and threw him into a bush. Hopefully, he isn’t dead yet from idle threats.

]]> By: Knucklehead http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-quick-hit-mocks-about-people-i%e2%80%99ve-actually-known/#comment-2002 Knucklehead Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:55:39 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1517#comment-2002 err...I mean...count! err…I mean…count!

]]> By: Knucklehead http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-quick-hit-mocks-about-people-i%e2%80%99ve-actually-known/#comment-2001 Knucklehead Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:55:16 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1517#comment-2001 Knew a girl in High School so desperate we used to call her Anita Handjob (behind her back, of course) Does that cound? Knew a girl in High School so desperate we used to call her Anita Handjob (behind her back, of course) Does that cound?

]]> By: fattie20xl http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-quick-hit-mocks-about-people-i%e2%80%99ve-actually-known/#comment-2000 fattie20xl Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:36:52 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1517#comment-2000 i'm a little dissapointed that you didn't mock the 911 widdows that blew their reward (?) money on suvs and cosmetic surgury rather than putting it into trust funds for their kid's education like it was supposed to be for.... but all in all.... well done! i think we all know at least 2 of the same people you know... i know a bobby and both bills... i’m a little dissapointed that you didn’t mock the 911 widdows that blew their reward (?) money on suvs and cosmetic surgury rather than putting it into trust funds for their kid’s education like it was supposed to be for….

but all in all…. well done!

i think we all know at least 2 of the same people you know… i know a bobby and both bills…

]]> By: Trisha aka Mrs. Wally http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-quick-hit-mocks-about-people-i%e2%80%99ve-actually-known/#comment-1999 Trisha aka Mrs. Wally Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:05:34 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1517#comment-1999 I, too, have met plenty of mockable people. Including myself. Well done, Sir! I, too, have met plenty of mockable people. Including myself. Well done, Sir!

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