Comments on: Friday Guest Mock: The Future http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Tue, 01 May 2012 22:54:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: fattie20xl http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1679 fattie20xl Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:19:30 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1679 where's my jetpack? where’s my jetpack?

]]> By: metten http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1675 metten Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:22:10 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1675 Sorry guys...It's not happenin' today. It's only 20 after 10 and there's very little left of my testicles...I sincerely apologize. Sorry guys…It’s not happenin’ today. It’s only 20 after 10 and there’s very little left of my testicles…I sincerely apologize.

]]> By: Brynhildr http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1674 Brynhildr Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:38:31 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1674 Future, why have you not yet come up with a stem cell treatment that will return my boobs to perky? The world has been patiently waiting for a long-overdue improvement to the laughable contraption that is the brassiere. And no, silicone implants and surgical breast lifts do not count. Future, why have you not yet come up with a stem cell treatment that will return my boobs to perky? The world has been patiently waiting for a long-overdue improvement to the laughable contraption that is the brassiere. And no, silicone implants and surgical breast lifts do not count.

]]> By: DTO http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1671 DTO Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:39:21 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1671 They kept saying the future will be brighter....I'd rather be 10 again and selling seeds and waiting for my Sea Monkeys to arrive. ... and playing with Marsha Vaske. Why is it they keep moving the goal posts. I'm living in the future of the past but I supposed to look to the future and not live in the past. Excuse me but where exactly in the fuck am I? "You are living in the Now, Grasswacker. Promices made a long time ago may yet come true. And some day you may know...most of it was bullshit"! They kept saying the future will be brighter….I’d rather be 10 again and selling seeds and waiting for my Sea Monkeys to arrive. … and playing with Marsha Vaske.

Why is it they keep moving the goal posts. I’m living in the future of the past but I supposed to look to the future and not live in the past. Excuse me but where exactly in the fuck am I?

“You are living in the Now, Grasswacker. Promices made a long time ago may yet come true. And some day you may know…most of it was bullshit”!

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1670 Shiny Rod Sat, 01 Aug 2009 12:24:44 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1670 Boy, I could sure use one of those holo deck suites about now. Where are the Ferengi when you need them? Boy, I could sure use one of those holo deck suites about now. Where are the Ferengi when you need them?

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1668 Shiny Rod Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:51:10 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1668 @ Skully - now your thinking like me. @ Skully – now your thinking like me.

]]> By: Skully http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1667 Skully Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:15:34 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1667 "Computer...Scotch, neat" Neat indeed! “Computer…Scotch, neat”
Neat indeed!

]]> By: kristin http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1666 kristin Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:51:45 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1666 I was promised flying cars! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFgRAcr0jg I was promised flying cars!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrFgRAcr0jg

]]> By: Vicki http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1665 Vicki Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:45:22 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1665 Where's my goddamn Food-A-Rac-A-Cycle. I'm tired of cooking bastard future. Where’s my goddamn Food-A-Rac-A-Cycle. I’m tired of cooking bastard future.

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/friday-guest-mock-the-future/#comment-1664 Shiny Rod Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:55:29 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1216#comment-1664 Yeah, I'm, still waiting for that Man-From-Uncle transistor radio that turns into a gun. What a bunch of hype that was. Hey, what about those robot dogs and cats that respond to your voice. Ain't that cool? Yeah, I’m, still waiting for that Man-From-Uncle transistor radio that turns into a gun. What a bunch of hype that was. Hey, what about those robot dogs and cats that respond to your voice. Ain’t that cool?

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