Comments on: Fuck You Carl!

By: Carl

Carl — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:37:06 +0000

I speak on behalf of the Carls of the world. Your hate fuels us. Thank you.

By: SeanInSac

SeanInSac — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:35:33 +0000

This has got to be the most comments ever on Mockable. Who knew the Carl/Karl’s of the world could stir up this much passion. For the record I’ve only known one Carl. I worked with him up in Alaska one summer; he was an electrician and an complete pothead. He started every day with a beer and a bowl, pretty nice guy over all, just always looked really sleepy

By: t-storm

t-storm — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:44:21 +0000

A guy named carl punched me in my dick right around new years eve 2006/2007. He believes the moon landings were faked and that jews control the world and that the world will end in 2012. What is it douche? Jews, Mayans, or my cock?

By: Skully

Skully — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:37:13 +0000

Metten,
My statement was a political position and a terrible, terrible truth.
All polititians suck arse!
I’ll bet that all their real names are Carl/Karl…yea that’s it!
All of our elected officials are actually named Carl, that explains a lot!

By: Trisha aka Mrs. Wally

Trisha aka Mrs. Wally — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:37:14 +0000

I have never had sex with a Carl, or a Karl. Not even back in my slutty days…

By: Brynhildr

Brynhildr — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:19:36 +0000

I’d like to add Carl Jung, Carl Weathers, and Karl Marx to the fuck you list.

I agree with Limey that Carl Karcher deserves an exemption — his life’s work gave the world the Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger, for heaven’s sake. What more could anyone ask for?

I would also like my childhood friend Karl W. to be granted an exemption just because he grew up to be extraordinarily hot (not a “hot Carl”), filthy rich, and cleverer than most people I know, all without becoming an über-douche. If I had known then what I know now…. (sigh)

By: Limey

Limey — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:21:36 +0000

Was he/she known as Carla?

Mr. Rod, I don’t think you can complain about thick burgers – I don’t think you live on tofu and rice crackers, do you? And while I’ll agree that Carl’s Jr’s fries are not the best, the Good Lord invented onion rings for a reason.

By: DTO

DTO — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:53:59 +0000

I knew a Carl who was a cross dresser. Not really a bad thing I suppose but he had really shity tastes and did not know how to accessorize.

By: JCIII

JCIII — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:50:02 +0000

I’ve know/have known a few Carl/Karl(s).
Grand douchebags, everyone of them.
Fuck you, Carl/Karl(s)

By: fattie20xl

fattie20xl — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:48:05 +0000

damn… lemme rewrite that

gonna fuck your mom
and then give her a hot carl
chessclub payback, BITCH!

sorry for the typo. i will defenestrate myself as punnishment.