Comments on: Fuck You Carl!

By: carl sundberg

carl sundberg — Wed, 11 May 2011 07:15:56 +0000

i bet that guy would eat a bowl of dicks, maybe even a dinner plate if you paid him enough
come on carling family
you fucking carlers

By: carl sundberg

carl sundberg — Tue, 10 May 2011 07:59:24 +0000

so pretty much, fuck me, carl

By: carl sundberg

carl sundberg — Tue, 10 May 2011 07:57:11 +0000

no really, lots of em were all like “CARL!” i thought it was the drugs so i quit but it was real. i mean, im really not even crazy. but i must be something to live through that and not be crazy. i mean, shitloads…CARL!!!…all weekend..at Rothbury

By: carl sundberg

carl sundberg — Tue, 10 May 2011 07:50:54 +0000

I am a carl who is also an electrician who starts the bowl with a beer of the morning. they were all like, “CARL!!!!” and i was like “oh shit, you talkin to me? well, i better be on my best behavior..i can’t even tell if they’re lookin cuz im damn near blind”

By: Fuck you Karl

Fuck you Karl — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 01:12:25 +0000

My boss is named Karl. He’s a cheap piece of shit who would rather save a few dollars than make sure that his employees are safe. Karl, you are truly a shysty piece of shit. Eat a bowl of dicks.

By: Carl

Carl — Thu, 06 May 2010 02:37:06 +0000

I speak on behalf of the Carls of the world. Your hate fuels us. Thank you.

By: SeanInSac

SeanInSac — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:35:33 +0000

This has got to be the most comments ever on Mockable. Who knew the Carl/Karl’s of the world could stir up this much passion. For the record I’ve only known one Carl. I worked with him up in Alaska one summer; he was an electrician and an complete pothead. He started every day with a beer and a bowl, pretty nice guy over all, just always looked really sleepy

By: t-storm

t-storm — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:44:21 +0000

A guy named carl punched me in my dick right around new years eve 2006/2007. He believes the moon landings were faked and that jews control the world and that the world will end in 2012. What is it douche? Jews, Mayans, or my cock?

By: Skully

Skully — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:37:13 +0000

Metten,
My statement was a political position and a terrible, terrible truth.
All polititians suck arse!
I’ll bet that all their real names are Carl/Karl…yea that’s it!
All of our elected officials are actually named Carl, that explains a lot!

By: Trisha aka Mrs. Wally

Trisha aka Mrs. Wally — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:37:14 +0000

I have never had sex with a Carl, or a Karl. Not even back in my slutty days…