Comments on: How to Safely Operate a Cheeseburger

By: Erica in Charlotte

Erica in Charlotte — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 16:02:28 +0000

Clowning and showboating with a cheeseburger! My new favorite mental image from this most excellent site.

By: Alan Langley

Alan Langley — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:32:40 +0000

Phil, this mocking sucked balls. Ever since I started berating Muffin and Jay for their weak ass mocks, this site has gone downhill. Go read some of the older stuff, the classic mockable.

Regards,

Alan Langley

By: mockers

mockers — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:41:13 +0000

Thanks for stopping by Phil. Mockable is more of a guideline or starting point. Sometimes we’re so busy in our attempts at humor that we forget to mock stuff…but usually…

By: Phil Jett

Phil Jett — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:42:06 +0000

Just happened upon this site from Google and I’m wondering what exactly is being mocked in this post. Or is Mockable just a nickname, like shit for brains?

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:29:47 +0000

I don’t know about cheeseburgers, but I knew a woman who almost chocked to death on a hotdog – twice.

By: Skully

Skully — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:54:51 +0000

YES! and the evil greedy corporate burger barons are experimenting with bigger and more dangerous burger configurations every fucking day!!
We need Obama to put a stop to this!!

We need Federal control of dangerous burgers!
It’s for the children!!!
AAAAARRRRRGGGGG!!!!

By: Tammie

Tammie — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:24:58 +0000

EGADS!
You forgot about relish!
My people have ALWAYS added relish to their cheeseburgers. Relish allows the mixing on condiments in a safe and somewhat orderly fashion.

By: Mister B

Mister B — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:11:33 +0000

For some reason, your Mockable Twitter account is inaccessible by your hoardes of followers. They say it’s because of “strange activity.” I argue that strange activity is the norm for Mockable.org.