Comments on: Kids Today Are A Complete Disgrace

By: Kelly from Iowa

Kelly from Iowa — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:11:38 +0000

That’s true, Shiny Rod. But it’s not so much because they’ll get hurt. Kids fall down; kids get hurt. Fact of life. It’s because of the parents and the lawsuit they’ll slap on the school because their precious snowflake was embarrassed or got an owie. (yes, I work at an elementary school)

By: Shiny Rod

Shiny Rod — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:46:33 +0000

Schools don’t even let them play dodgeball or any rough house game for that matter. It’s to violent, they might hurt themselves.

By: Taiwan On

Taiwan On — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:32:20 +0000

@SeanInSac – We used that name too, sometimes. I had forgotten that.

@Tie One On – friggin’ disgusting. At least you figured out the pun.

By: SeanInSac

SeanInSac — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:43:40 +0000

Taiwan On, we played a game like that too, with the very unPC name of Smear the Queer.

By: SeanInSac

SeanInSac — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:42:05 +0000

All I know is I see a hell of a lot of fat little dumpling kids running around today. Way more than when I was a kid in the 80′s. I mean there have always been chubby kids, but I went to the beach the other day and these kids were flat out morbidly obese and they looked to be about 9 years old! The Fuck! In conclusion this new generation ARE a bunch of lazy little computer game playing sausage children.

By: Tie One On

Tie One On — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:09:45 +0000

When I was growing up in the EARLY 40’s, we played a game called something like “Cream the guy with your balls”. We all had balls, see, and we would jiggle them around, and then when somebody decided to hold on to them, we would encircle him and all furiously masturbate at him. Last one to “cream the guy with your balls” had to lick him clean. I guess I don’t remember all the rules, I normally lost. But it was good clean fun. Not like kids these days.

By: Taiwan On

Taiwan On — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:10:39 +0000

When I was growing up in the EARLY 60′s, we played a game called something like “Cream the guy with the ball”. There was a ball, see, and we would toss it around, and then when somebody decided to hold on to it, we would tackle him. I guess I don’t remember all the rules. But it was good clean fun. Not like kids these days.

By: JoJo

JoJo — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:53:37 +0000

When I was growing up in the early 1860s, we would run around and around until we were dizzy, then we were expected to fight in the War of Northern Aggression until we were either shot to death, trampled by horses, blown apart by artillery, or succumbed to disease. The kids today just don’t understand my generation. They’re too busy with their centrifugal bumble-puppy and what-not.

By: Shiny Rod

Shiny Rod — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 20:12:14 +0000

Serves us well, we are all pampered little pusslings.