Comments on: Major Retailers Guilty of Humiliating the Abundant! http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:06:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Chuck in Belpre http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2377 Chuck in Belpre Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:56:30 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2377 You know I never tire of hearing 'One man to a pair of pants!' yelled by a passing jogger. You know the ones...smug...trim...calves like coiled snakes. Of course, they always look like they are dying of something awful...Pellagra or Ebola. Screw 'em, I say. Hand me those Chips Ahoy! You know I never tire of hearing ‘One man to a pair of pants!’ yelled by a passing jogger. You know the ones…smug…trim…calves like coiled snakes. Of course, they always look like they are dying of something awful…Pellagra or Ebola. Screw ‘em, I say. Hand me those Chips Ahoy!

]]> By: Debra http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2359 Debra Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:20:11 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2359 Being in the large category (and my husband is also,) I hear you and I thought I was the only one who noticed such a travesty. In the larger women's clothing I find when looking for clothes there are all kinds of smaller sized clothing stuck in my size selection. Sometimes there is absolutely nothing in my size located where it should be? How can this be? Also having the feet the size of your typical transvestite there are no shoes to choose from. Where do they get their stylish pumps I ask? I am on a weight loss program ...again so hopefully I can find something to wear... someday. Being in the large category (and my husband is also,) I hear you and I thought I was the only one who noticed such a travesty. In the larger women’s clothing I find when looking for clothes there are all kinds of smaller sized clothing stuck in my size selection. Sometimes there is absolutely nothing in my size located where it should be? How can this be? Also having the feet the size of your typical transvestite there are no shoes to choose from. Where do they get their stylish pumps I ask? I am on a weight loss program …again so hopefully I can find something to wear… someday.

]]> By: AngryWhiteGuy http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2358 AngryWhiteGuy Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:49:04 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2358 Not me Secretary, Even at 315 pounds (my heaviest ever), I could still see the jewels. I think at 380. they may have been hidden by a skin shelf or something. Not me Secretary, Even at 315 pounds (my heaviest ever), I could still see the jewels. I think at 380. they may have been hidden by a skin shelf or something.

]]> By: Fat Secretary http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2357 Fat Secretary Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:26:50 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2357 AWG is that you? This even happens at the "Fat girl store"-where thankfully (there) I am still at the eye level range-but the poor size 26's, that is soooo wrong. AWG is that you?

This even happens at the “Fat girl store”-where thankfully (there) I am still at the eye level range-but the poor size 26′s, that is soooo wrong.

]]> By: Phil Jett http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2356 Phil Jett Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:29:03 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2356 Melissa, I don't think this is Jeff (or were you being funny). I don't think he's been 190 in a while and I don't think he has been 380 either or we would have heard about it. Then again, the thanks to Metten and Jim confuse me too. Melissa, I don’t think this is Jeff (or were you being funny). I don’t think he’s been 190 in a while and I don’t think he has been 380 either or we would have heard about it.

Then again, the thanks to Metten and Jim confuse me too.

]]> By: Zazu http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2353 Zazu Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:37:34 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2353 The same is true with the industrial strength bilateral foundation undergarments!! They are hung, doubled up, on tiny ridiculous hangers (that only accentuate the massiveness amount of flesh they are designed to contain) and then they are relegated to the lowest spindle and always hung at the very back against the wall to make impossible to find the double alpha models (DD). The same is true with the industrial strength bilateral foundation undergarments!! They are hung, doubled up, on tiny ridiculous hangers (that only accentuate the massiveness amount of flesh they are designed to contain) and then they are relegated to the lowest spindle and always hung at the very back against the wall to make impossible to find the double alpha models (DD).

]]> By: kristin http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2352 kristin Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:12:24 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2352 "Fatties Buying Pants" = Japanese Porn “Fatties Buying Pants” = Japanese Porn

]]> By: ratchet http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2351 ratchet Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:46:21 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2351 Its a conspiracy "big pants" is out to ruin everyone's lives. Women's pants and the allowable amount of margin when dictating sizes as it suits different brands is absurd. It's like a moody drunken jilted ex boyfriend was in charge of what constitutes as what size. Sally is a solid size 10 but has pants the exact same width labeled as a size 15 and size 8, talk about a major mood shift! Its a conspiracy “big pants” is out to ruin everyone’s lives. Women’s pants and the allowable amount of margin when dictating sizes as it suits different brands is absurd. It’s like a moody drunken jilted ex boyfriend was in charge of what constitutes as what size. Sally is a solid size 10 but has pants the exact same width labeled as a size 15 and size 8, talk about a major mood shift!

]]> By: Limey http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2350 Limey Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:35:56 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2350 They should put the gutlord pants in with the cakes. I used to have a deal with myself that I would never, NEVER, exceed 34/34. Looking back I was such a fool. They should put the gutlord pants in with the cakes.

I used to have a deal with myself that I would never, NEVER, exceed 34/34. Looking back I was such a fool.

]]> By: Brynhildr http://mockable.org/major-retailers-guilty-of-humiliating-the-abundant/#comment-2349 Brynhildr Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:23:32 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1740#comment-2349 It is nothing short of a hostile conspiracy to demoralize the American consumer. Ever notice that in the grocery store, the least nutritional, obesity-inducing foods are at eye level, screaming out to the Fat Man, "Eat me! Eat me!" But when said Fat Man needs a new pair of pants to accommodate his new heft, he is relegated to the bottom of the pile, so to speak. If he survives the attempt to retrieve a pair of pants from the bottom shelf, he is left winded and his spirit, crushed. "Hey, Lardass! You can't even bend over anymore. You're headed for a coronary if you don't gain some control over yourself," screams the bottom shelf. Conspiracy, I tell you. It is nothing short of a hostile conspiracy to demoralize the American consumer. Ever notice that in the grocery store, the least nutritional, obesity-inducing foods are at eye level, screaming out to the Fat Man, “Eat me! Eat me!” But when said Fat Man needs a new pair of pants to accommodate his new heft, he is relegated to the bottom of the pile, so to speak. If he survives the attempt to retrieve a pair of pants from the bottom shelf, he is left winded and his spirit, crushed. “Hey, Lardass! You can’t even bend over anymore. You’re headed for a coronary if you don’t gain some control over yourself,” screams the bottom shelf. Conspiracy, I tell you.

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