Once again, your facebook idiocy has forced me to issue my annual informational announcement and warning:
When the calendar indicates that it is on or near Thanksgiving day, I tell people, “Happy Thanksgiving.”
When the calendar indicates that it is on or near Christmas day, I tell people, “Merry Christmas.”
The same goes for every holiday in the holiday season. When it’s November 20th or December 10th or whatever, and I doubt I will see that person again before the holiday season ends, I say, “Happy Holidays.”
You see, that’s how a language works, you simple fuck. Different words mean different things. This is why I don’t call my car a cheeseburger.
So…dick…if I wish you happy holidays and you attempt to correct me, I will immediately rescind any wishes for your happiness and well-being. If there are stairs nearby, I may attempt to sucker-kick you down them. You’re just as annoying as the politically correct people – and you’ve officially been warned.