Comments on: Mockers for Hire – The Alexis Green Edition http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-alexis-green-edition/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:53:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: kristin http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-alexis-green-edition/#comment-1148 kristin Fri, 29 May 2009 13:44:49 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=757#comment-1148 hardoxdan - I mock your spelling too. Anyone who reads The WVSR knows it's spelled "wotta douche". hardoxdan –

I mock your spelling too. Anyone who reads The WVSR knows it’s spelled “wotta douche”.

]]> By: Cosgrove http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-alexis-green-edition/#comment-1147 Cosgrove Fri, 29 May 2009 12:19:09 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=757#comment-1147 Are these real people you are mocking in "Mockers for Hire"? Are these real people you are mocking in “Mockers for Hire”?

]]> By: hardoxdan http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-alexis-green-edition/#comment-1146 hardoxdan Fri, 29 May 2009 04:30:16 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=757#comment-1146 There is absolutely no sense writing anything addressed to Jimmy Carter. He has been dead for like 2o years. (They have not decided to tell us this yet.) Otherwise, he would be about 140 years old. When ABC or NBC have absolutely nothing else to use to fill up 2 minutes of airtime, they run some clip of him from 1978 standing in front of some shitty 900 square foot shack built in 2 feet of mud that has new plastic siding on on it with some old Fried Chicken/Watermelon eating Mammy blabbing on about how happy she is to have a place to live and raise all her 14 hicklets thanks to that wonderful Jimmy Carter. Watta douche. Next time, let's mock the Mammy that squirts out the dozen new welfare recipients, instead of some old Liberal asswipe has-been like Carter. There is absolutely no sense writing anything addressed to Jimmy Carter. He has been dead for like 2o years. (They have not decided to tell us this yet.) Otherwise, he would be about 140 years old.

When ABC or NBC have absolutely nothing else to use to fill up 2 minutes of airtime, they run some clip of him from 1978 standing in front of some shitty 900 square foot shack built in 2 feet of mud that has new plastic siding on on it with some old Fried Chicken/Watermelon eating Mammy blabbing on about how happy she is to have a place to live and raise all her 14 hicklets thanks to that wonderful Jimmy Carter.

Watta douche.

Next time, let’s mock the Mammy that squirts out the dozen new welfare recipients, instead of some old Liberal asswipe has-been like Carter.

]]> By: kristin http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-alexis-green-edition/#comment-1142 kristin Thu, 28 May 2009 18:24:50 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=757#comment-1142 I mock your spelling. It's "eke" and "arhythmically" Alex would've known that. I mock your spelling.

It’s “eke” and “arhythmically”

Alex would’ve known that.

]]> By: Trisha aka Mrs. Wally http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-alexis-green-edition/#comment-1141 Trisha aka Mrs. Wally Thu, 28 May 2009 17:39:33 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=757#comment-1141 I need some mocking assistance as well, Gentleman. I need some mocking assistance as well, Gentleman.

]]> By: Tammie http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-alexis-green-edition/#comment-1138 Tammie Thu, 28 May 2009 17:00:55 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=757#comment-1138 I totally need you to mock someone! You are Gods in the world of mockery!!! I totally need you to mock someone! You are Gods in the world of mockery!!!

]]> By: Skully http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-alexis-green-edition/#comment-1136 Skully Thu, 28 May 2009 16:24:38 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=757#comment-1136 "scrunch her face up like a catcher’s mitt every time she’s hit with a ray of sun" Priceless! “scrunch her face up like a catcher’s mitt every time she’s hit with a ray of sun”

Priceless!

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