http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-bernice-fulton-edition/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:31:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-bernice-fulton-edition/#comment-2310 KYDave Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:48:33 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1703#comment-2310 We as members of American society need to come up with a socially acceptable way to tell someone that they smell like shit. We had a girl here at work that wouldn't wear deodorant and apparantly never washed her "monkey" Our office manager had to sit her down and give her specific instructions on how to wash and what kind of deodorant/antiperspirant to buy, otherwise we were going to fire her. Can you image your boss sitting you down and telling you to wash your junk and put some stick in your pits. We as members of American society need to come up with a socially acceptable way to tell someone that they smell like shit. We had a girl here at work that wouldn’t wear deodorant and apparantly never washed her “monkey” Our office manager had to sit her down and give her specific instructions on how to wash and what kind of deodorant/antiperspirant to buy, otherwise we were going to fire her. Can you image your boss sitting you down and telling you to wash your junk and put some stick in your pits.

]]> http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-bernice-fulton-edition/#comment-2294 Skully Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:03:23 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1703#comment-2294 Well I am offended by this cruel mockery of some poor woman, sir! Well I am offended by this cruel mockery of some poor woman, sir!

]]> http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-bernice-fulton-edition/#comment-2293 metten Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:17:55 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1703#comment-2293 You call people sir when you lie. You call people sir when you lie.

]]> http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-bernice-fulton-edition/#comment-2292 Trisha aka Mrs. Wally Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:54:10 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1703#comment-2292 Excellent mock, Sir! Is this worse or better than being the crazy cat lady? Excellent mock, Sir! Is this worse or better than being the crazy cat lady?

]]> http://mockable.org/mockers-for-hire-the-bernice-fulton-edition/#comment-2288 Shiny Rod Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:12:24 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1703#comment-2288 But did you have to use the term shiny? I thought I had that exclusive. Thank gawd I don't smell like lemon pledge dog pee. I like the part about "Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede". Matter of fact, the last one I went to, it smelled like lemon pledge and dog pizzle. But did you have to use the term shiny? I thought I had that exclusive. Thank gawd I don’t smell like lemon pledge dog pee. I like the part about “Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede”. Matter of fact, the last one I went to, it smelled like lemon pledge and dog pizzle.

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