http://mockable.org/monday-guest-mock-all-the-candy-that-sucks/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:06:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://mockable.org/monday-guest-mock-all-the-candy-that-sucks/#comment-2418 Kevindust Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:32:39 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1785#comment-2418 Some friends of mine prepared little Halloween treat bags filled with dog food and handed them out to anyone older than 16. We were surprised that none of them came back to egg the house. Some friends of mine prepared little Halloween treat bags filled with dog food and handed them out to anyone older than 16. We were surprised that none of them came back to egg the house.

]]> http://mockable.org/monday-guest-mock-all-the-candy-that-sucks/#comment-2417 WB in OH Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:04:05 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1785#comment-2417 AWG-That is priceless! AWG-That is priceless!

]]> http://mockable.org/monday-guest-mock-all-the-candy-that-sucks/#comment-2416 AngryWhiteGuy Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:36:17 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1785#comment-2416 Did the usual Halloween routine. However, two seventeen year olds wearing masks came to the door first. Gave them a can of clam chowder and a can of black beans. Asked them if they were my future leaders. They didn't get it. Next kid was about ten years old. Dumped the entire bowl of candy we had in his bag, turned out all of the lights and went to the back of the house. Wife comes home with daughter, after taking her into another neighborhood and I told her we ran out and she should keep the lights out. Took daughter out into our own 'hood. End of story. Usually do not get the older teenagers first. I'm surprised the same kid doesn't sow up every year for the whole bowl. Did the usual Halloween routine. However, two seventeen year olds wearing masks came to the door first. Gave them a can of clam chowder and a can of black beans. Asked them if they were my future leaders. They didn’t get it. Next kid was about ten years old. Dumped the entire bowl of candy we had in his bag, turned out all of the lights and went to the back of the house. Wife comes home with daughter, after taking her into another neighborhood and I told her we ran out and she should keep the lights out. Took daughter out into our own ‘hood. End of story. Usually do not get the older teenagers first. I’m surprised the same kid doesn’t sow up every year for the whole bowl.

]]> http://mockable.org/monday-guest-mock-all-the-candy-that-sucks/#comment-2415 WB in OH Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:37:16 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1785#comment-2415 As expected the first gallon bag of "sucky candy my spoiled brats won't eat so I'll bring it to work and watch you fatasses fight over the one miniature snickers I left in there on purpose" arrived at work today. Just throw the fucking crap in the garbage. Great mock BTW bigbear! As expected the first gallon bag of “sucky candy my spoiled brats won’t eat so I’ll bring it to work and watch you fatasses fight over the one miniature snickers I left in there on purpose” arrived at work today. Just throw the fucking crap in the garbage. Great mock BTW bigbear!

]]> http://mockable.org/monday-guest-mock-all-the-candy-that-sucks/#comment-2414 clintcurtis Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:18:11 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1785#comment-2414 ...and let's not leave out the people who give out string cheese for Halloween treats. Seriously, dairy products? WTF, did my kids die and go to Communist Wisconsin or something? Shhheeeeessh! …and let’s not leave out the people who give out string cheese for Halloween treats. Seriously, dairy products? WTF, did my kids die and go to Communist Wisconsin or something? Shhheeeeessh!

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