Lakrfool Friday

2016 December 9
by mockers

Another kickass installment by Lakr. I swear to Jibbers, we’re gonna make something together when he gets back. The guy is super talented.

 

Fridays at Mockable are generally for guests. While I no longer know the password to the mockable email address, you can sent me stuff at metten0*at*gmail. If it isn’t plagiarized or racist or whatever, I’ll certainly display it proudly. Thanks – metten

 

Merry Holidays

2016 December 8
by mockers

Once again, your facebook idiocy has forced me to issue my annual informational announcement and warning:

When the calendar indicates that it is on or near Thanksgiving day, I tell people, “Happy Thanksgiving.”

When the calendar indicates that it is on or near Christmas day, I tell people, “Merry Christmas.”

The same goes for every holiday in the holiday season. When it’s November 20th or December 10th or whatever, and I doubt I will see that person again before the holiday season ends, I say, “Happy Holidays.”

You see, that’s how a language works, you simple fuck. Different words mean different things. This is why I don’t call my car a cheeseburger.

So…dick…if I wish you happy holidays and you attempt to correct me, I will immediately rescind any wishes for your happiness and well-being. If there are stairs nearby, I may attempt to sucker-kick you down them. You’re just as annoying as the politically correct people – and you’ve officially been warned.

Happy Friday: The Return of LakrFool

2016 December 2
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by mockers

I met LakrFool over ten years ago when we were writing for Jeff Kay’s The West Virginia Surf Report. On average, he has forced me to learn about three supercool things I didn’t yet know existed while tricking me into releasing at least six involuntary full belly laughs per week…though thick and fucking thin. I love this guy. I can’t wait to make stuff with him again. – metten

 

I’m trying my hand at single panel comics. I’m going to be off the grid for a while…but I want to contribute.

 

lakrcomic

Please say mostly nice things about this contribution in the comments. Fridays at Mockable are generally for guests. While I no longer know the password to the mockable email address, you can sent me stuff at metten0*at*gmail. If it isn’t plagiarized or racist or whatever, I’ll certainly display it proudly. Thanks – metten