Comments on: Self Mock #5 http://mockable.org/self-mock-5/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:31:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/self-mock-5/#comment-2232 Shiny Rod Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:59:34 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1661#comment-2232 Lesson #1 - before sttempting any pumbing repair, check the obvious. I think you are emasculated enough. Next victim... Lesson #1 – before sttempting any pumbing repair, check the obvious. I think you are emasculated enough. Next victim…

]]> By: Jason http://mockable.org/self-mock-5/#comment-2230 Jason Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:36:19 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1661#comment-2230 Great story. Several years ago I was fighting both toilets. One wouldn't flush correctly and the other wouldn't drain. So I replaced them both. That's my answer now, I replace the whole fucking thing. I've had to replace one of the two new toilets recently. But it beats messing with it for days on end. Great story. Several years ago I was fighting both toilets. One wouldn’t flush correctly and the other wouldn’t drain. So I replaced them both. That’s my answer now, I replace the whole fucking thing. I’ve had to replace one of the two new toilets recently. But it beats messing with it for days on end.

]]> By: AngryWhiteGuy http://mockable.org/self-mock-5/#comment-2228 AngryWhiteGuy Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:01:31 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1661#comment-2228 Similar (sort of) to the time I believed my wife that her wiper fluid in her car was not working. After a couple of hours of yanking out the flow tubes and trying to make the hole bigger to spray out the fluid, I realized she was pushing the wrong goddamn button for months. Should have tested that first. Also similar to the time I got a new car stereo installed and for weeks, I could still hear it faintly playing after I turned it off. After payiong nearly $300 for it, with installation (this was early 80's), I took it back to the vendor, watching them through the window, only to have a guy pull a small boombox out of my back seat floor and hold it up. I wanted to crawl away. Similar (sort of) to the time I believed my wife that her wiper fluid in her car was not working. After a couple of hours of yanking out the flow tubes and trying to make the hole bigger to spray out the fluid, I realized she was pushing the wrong goddamn button for months. Should have tested that first.

Also similar to the time I got a new car stereo installed and for weeks, I could still hear it faintly playing after I turned it off. After payiong nearly $300 for it, with installation (this was early 80′s), I took it back to the vendor, watching them through the window, only to have a guy pull a small boombox out of my back seat floor and hold it up. I wanted to crawl away.

]]> By: WB in OH http://mockable.org/self-mock-5/#comment-2226 WB in OH Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:07:09 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1661#comment-2226 Oh man that's funny! I hate plumbing problems with a passion, always a three trip minimum to the damn hardware store. I forgot about the joys of having a woman around with their long drain choking hair. Oh man that’s funny! I hate plumbing problems with a passion, always a three trip minimum to the damn hardware store. I forgot about the joys of having a woman around with their long drain choking hair.

]]> By: SeanInSac http://mockable.org/self-mock-5/#comment-2225 SeanInSac Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:40:08 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1661#comment-2225 Ah, nothing like a Surf Report guest classic on a quiet Tuesday morning. Thanks Metten. Ah, nothing like a Surf Report guest classic on a quiet Tuesday morning. Thanks Metten.

]]> By: kristin http://mockable.org/self-mock-5/#comment-2224 kristin Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:28:00 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1661#comment-2224 I am laughing my ass off right now, because I have done the exact same thing. Except I had bourbon. I am laughing my ass off right now, because I have done the exact same thing. Except I had bourbon.

]]> By: Skully http://mockable.org/self-mock-5/#comment-2223 Skully Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:27:53 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1661#comment-2223 "...my wife sheds like a wookiee on a summer day." ROFLMAO!! Mine too. Great stuff! Always try the simplest thing first. Like when Dwight Yoakam said, "Is they gas in it...mmm-hmm?", then get beer and settle down for a long project. “…my wife sheds like a wookiee on a summer day.”
ROFLMAO!! Mine too.

Great stuff!
Always try the simplest thing first. Like when Dwight Yoakam said, “Is they gas in it…mmm-hmm?”, then get beer and settle down for a long project.

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