Comments on: Self Mock #7: The Non-Penis-Related Cancer Scare of 2009 http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:31:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: We’re All Going to F**king Die!!! | mockable.org http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-3781 We’re All Going to F**king Die!!! | mockable.org Tue, 01 Feb 2011 15:56:45 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-3781 [...] the precious little time I have left on this planet (I am a fat diabetic alcoholic ex-smoker with sarcoidosis (among other things)) thinking about him…or anyone else from the 1994 season of the [...] [...] the precious little time I have left on this planet (I am a fat diabetic alcoholic ex-smoker with sarcoidosis (among other things)) thinking about him…or anyone else from the 1994 season of the [...]

]]> By: J http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2717 J Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:01:39 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2717 The only thing worse than the hot nurse, is the hot nurse my hubby had been teasing while she washed and shaved his whole self (it was a bad accident and a long story) only to have me walk in and note that I used to have sex with said hot nurses brother. "Oh, this is your husband?" "Yeah, how's your brother?" "Ummmm good, and now this is weird, so I'll just go get the Dr." "Super." Turning to hubby "She being a good nurse?" "Yeah, she's shy and very freeked out at the nakedness! I've been teasing her. Ya know her?" "Yeah, well I used to f*($ her brother." "Funny, no wonder she hightailed it outa here!" I'm glad I've lived in the same place my whole life otherwise...... The only thing worse than the hot nurse, is the hot nurse my hubby had been teasing while she washed and shaved his whole self (it was a bad accident and a long story) only to have me walk in and note that I used to have sex with said hot nurses brother.

“Oh, this is your husband?”
“Yeah, how’s your brother?”
“Ummmm good, and now this is weird, so I’ll just go get the Dr.”
“Super.” Turning to hubby “She being a good nurse?”
“Yeah, she’s shy and very freeked out at the nakedness! I’ve been teasing her. Ya know her?”
“Yeah, well I used to f*($ her brother.”
“Funny, no wonder she hightailed it outa here!”

I’m glad I’ve lived in the same place my whole life otherwise……

]]> By: J http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2716 J Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:56:21 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2716 Good Luck!!! Good Luck!!!

]]> By: Melissa http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2647 Melissa Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:00:22 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2647 Good luck tomorrow, Metten. Your buddy here far away in CA will be thinking of you and wishing I were there to help you along! Let us know straight away. Good luck tomorrow, Metten. Your buddy here far away in CA will be thinking of you and wishing I were there to help you along! Let us know straight away.

]]> By: hardoxdan http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2638 hardoxdan Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:03:09 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2638 My dad diagnosed with lung cancer in 1994. First doctor told him he had 6 months. Dad went to second doctor who did chemo and radiation, and told him his chance of survival was better than 50%. Dad still going strong today. Retired and golfs 3 days per week. God Bless him and you. My dad diagnosed with lung cancer in 1994. First doctor told him he had 6 months. Dad went to second doctor who did chemo and radiation, and told him his chance of survival was better than 50%.

Dad still going strong today. Retired and golfs 3 days per week.

God Bless him and you.

]]> By: WhieTrashBarbie http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2635 WhieTrashBarbie Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:52:46 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2635 Virtual hugs to you, Metten! Virtual hugs to you, Metten!

]]> By: CitizenX http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2628 CitizenX Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:50:35 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2628 Just read this. Hang in there guy. Like everyone said, it's probably nothing. Just read this. Hang in there guy.
Like everyone said, it’s probably nothing.

]]> By: Ed http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2626 Ed Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:51:38 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2626 That was a funny piece. When scary stuff comes at you, you gotta laugh right back at it. By the way, there are lawers who will be glad to represent you if you decide to sue the Little Debbie Mines. It could well be that you inhaled the cream filling vapors for too long. That was a funny piece. When scary stuff comes at you, you gotta laugh right back at it.
By the way, there are lawers who will be glad to represent you if you decide to sue the Little Debbie Mines. It could well be that you inhaled the cream filling vapors for too long.

]]> By: Mark Eichholz http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2614 Mark Eichholz Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:01:39 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2614 There's been several times I went into the Drs office thinking that the worst thing was gonna happen and it never did. My most recent scare was for throat cancer and it just turned out to be athsema which was treated for about 18 months and since aI've quit smoking its in remission.. I dont feel like I have athesma exxcept when I climb really big hills. Good luck Metten. Mark There’s been several times I went into the Drs office thinking that the worst thing was gonna happen and it never did. My most recent scare was for throat cancer and it just turned out to be athsema which was treated for about 18 months and since aI’ve quit smoking its in remission.. I dont feel like I have athesma exxcept when I climb really big hills. Good luck Metten.

Mark

]]> By: kenju http://mockable.org/self-mock-7-the-non-penis-related-cancer-scare-of-2009/#comment-2607 kenju Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:14:18 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1846#comment-2607 Metten, it could be calcium deposits - I really hope it is. Hang in there. I'm keeping good thoughts for you! Metten, it could be calcium deposits – I really hope it is. Hang in there. I’m keeping good thoughts for you!

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