Tammie Thursday: The Little Rascals in Washington
The little rascals in Washington….
Have you seen the Subway commercials where all the adults talk like little kids? And act like them too? Yeah, tell me that isn’t our government.
I am not a political person and I don’t support the Republicans or the Democrats. I vote for the individual person, regardless of the party.I do my own homework when researching the whole “who should I vote for” process. I don’t decide who to vote for based on what my parents say or what my pastor preaches or what my union says to me on those little postcards you get in the mail. To do anything just because I’m told to, makes me feel like part of the flock. Well “flock that”! I’m an individual and I know how to think dammit! I guess that’s why I can appreciate the humor in such serious business like politics.
Like I said, I’m not a big fan of politics but they are OH-SO-MOCKABLE!.
I just picture Washington DC as a giant day care where the childish drama never ceases.Big people acting like little children. It would explain a lot of things that seem to not make any sense.
Nothing they do seems to make sense and there is always eight hundred different versions of everything. And it’s NEVER anyone’s fault because everyone denies they are to blame. Kinda like children…
Anyway, this is kind of how I picture things really working in Washington….
” MY MOMMY NAMED ME AFTER GROVER ON SESAME STREET. I AM SMART LIKE GROVER AND I CAN GROW HAIR ON MY FACE LIKE GROVER.IF I WAS NAMED COOKIE AFTER COOKIE MONSTER I WOULD SHARE MY COOKIES WITH JOHNNY.THAT’S WHY HE LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM.”
“THAT’S NOT FAIR GEORGE! THEY WERE MEAN TO ME!MY MAMA TOLD ME SMOKIN IS BAD FOR ME SO WHEN I GOTS A CIGAR FROM A GIRL I TRIED TO HIDE IT IN A HOLE SO MY MAMA WOULDN’T FIND IT AND EVERYBODY GOT MAD AT ME.”
Hmmm….I think you get the general idea.
Seriously….what I think all of Washington needs is a big old spanking.
Roll up your sleeves Uncle Sam. Someone needs to get through to these brats before the playground is destroyed….