Comments on: The First Man and First Woman, Just Sitting Around Talking http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:31:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Chuck in Belpre http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3243 Chuck in Belpre Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:49:34 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3243 "I wouldn't do that with you if you were the first man on Earth! Wait...what?" “I wouldn’t do that with you if you were the first man on Earth! Wait…what?”

]]> By: Buck http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3188 Buck Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:02:12 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3188 Buddy: Come on Holly--let me stick it in there... Holly: NO! IT HURTS!! ((sound in distance BAAAAAAAA!!!!!))) Buddy: Never mind Holly, I'll be back later. Buddy: Come on Holly–let me stick it in there…

Holly: NO! IT HURTS!!

((sound in distance BAAAAAAAA!!!!!)))

Buddy: Never mind Holly, I’ll be back later.

]]> By: SeanInSac http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3182 SeanInSac Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:13:49 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3182 you guys finally found something that everyone got really into...SEX!! How 'bout that? you guys finally found something that everyone got really into…SEX!! How ’bout that?

]]> By: dto http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3180 dto Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:06:30 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3180 Buddy..."This is so romantic. It's like being in paradise". Holly..."Yes it is. Here...have an apple". Buddy…”This is so romantic. It’s like being in paradise”.

Holly…”Yes it is. Here…have an apple”.

]]> By: Jason http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3179 Jason Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:23:42 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3179 Buddy: If it weren't for that little pink hole you'd have a bounty on your head, bitch. Buddy: If it weren’t for that little pink hole you’d have a bounty on your head, bitch.

]]> By: dto http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3178 dto Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:47:21 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3178 Buddy..."I want you in the worst way". Holly..."The worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock". Buddy…”I want you in the worst way”.

Holly…”The worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock”.

]]> By: dto http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3176 dto Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:58:54 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3176 Buddy..."Ha, ha, ha,...you don't have one of these". Holly..."Well...I know as long as one of these... I can have all of those I want". Buddy…”Ha, ha, ha,…you don’t have one of these”.

Holly…”Well…I know as long as one of these… I can have all of those I want”.

]]> By: Mrs. L. Bangs http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3175 Mrs. L. Bangs Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:50:18 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3175 Afterwards: Buddy: Wow! That was amazing Holly: Really? I think we did something wrong, because I just didn't get "wow" out of that at all. Afterwards:

Buddy: Wow! That was amazing

Holly: Really? I think we did something wrong, because I just didn’t get “wow” out of that at all.

]]> By: Mrs. L. Bangs http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3174 Mrs. L. Bangs Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:48:49 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3174 Holly: Ok that's impressive, but what is it for? Holly: Ok that’s impressive, but what is it for?

]]> By: T. Farty McAppleass http://mockable.org/the-first-man-and-first-woman-just-sitting-around-talking/#comment-3173 T. Farty McAppleass Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:47:33 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=2073#comment-3173 Holly: Why'd I have to get stuck with you? Surely there are other peoples out there somewhere. Other men that have bigger thingys and who can last more than a few seconds before making a mess of things. Buddy: Why'd I have to get stuck with you? You're so frigid that whenever you spread your legs the heater kicks in. Holly: Fuck you. Buddy: I found a cucumber in the bathroom. Looked like it was covered in lotion. Know anything about that? Holly: (silence) Buddy: (silence) Holly: Why’d I have to get stuck with you? Surely there are other peoples out there somewhere. Other men that have bigger thingys and who can last more than a few seconds before making a mess of things.

Buddy: Why’d I have to get stuck with you? You’re so frigid that whenever you spread your legs the heater kicks in.

Holly: Fuck you.

Buddy: I found a cucumber in the bathroom. Looked like it was covered in lotion. Know anything about that?

Holly: (silence)

Buddy: (silence)

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