Comments on: The Hooters Story – Prostitution, One Overpriced Burger at a Time* http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:06:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Southern California Is For Suckers | mockable.org http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-123 Southern California Is For Suckers | mockable.org Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:46:32 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-123 [...] The Hooters Story - Prostitution, One Overpriced Burger at a Time Musicians With Annoying Fans, volume 1 Cats Are Not Our Friends It’s About Time We Finally Get Around to Madonna [...] [...] The Hooters Story – Prostitution, One Overpriced Burger at a Time Musicians With Annoying Fans, volume 1 Cats Are Not Our Friends It’s About Time We Finally Get Around to Madonna [...]

]]> By: Max Girth http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-68 Max Girth Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:15:07 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-68 We went to Hooters some months back after work with the management team. (Far away from work) This was a Thursday evening, so it was the "B" team working. You know, slightly askew, crooked tats, etc... This one waitress kept putting her hand on my back everytime she came to the table and calling me honey or hun. "You need anything else honey"? Since I was almost twice her age I told her it was creeping me out a bit, said she should change it to Dad. No one at the table could top that for creepy-ness! Score! We went to Hooters some months back after work with the management team. (Far away from work) This was a Thursday evening, so it was the “B” team working. You know, slightly askew, crooked tats, etc…

This one waitress kept putting her hand on my back everytime she came to the table and calling me honey or hun. “You need anything else honey”?

Since I was almost twice her age I told her it was creeping me out a bit, said she should change it to Dad. No one at the table could top that for creepy-ness!
Score!

]]> By: DA http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-66 DA Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:00:38 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-66 And a pursuant article should be about the customers. You know, the semi-retarded guys (see photo) who tip huge amounts because of boobs. I myself have a peeve about being "worked" for money. I don't go to strip clubs, and I hate restaurants where the 21-year-old waitresses prey on lecherous idiots by flirting and showing skin--then head home after their shift to their tattooed boyfriends and their two kids. I love boobs. As much, and possibly more, than anyone you know. But if you think you're getting more money out of me with cleavage and arm-touching and all that "sweetie" and "honey" crap, you're sadly mistaken. Plus, their food (including their "world-famous" wings) is as subpar as it gets. Still, though, hooray for boobs! And a pursuant article should be about the customers. You know, the semi-retarded guys (see photo) who tip huge amounts because of boobs. I myself have a peeve about being “worked” for money. I don’t go to strip clubs, and I hate restaurants where the 21-year-old waitresses prey on lecherous idiots by flirting and showing skin–then head home after their shift to their tattooed boyfriends and their two kids.

I love boobs. As much, and possibly more, than anyone you know. But if you think you’re getting more money out of me with cleavage and arm-touching and all that “sweetie” and “honey” crap, you’re sadly mistaken. Plus, their food (including their “world-famous” wings) is as subpar as it gets. Still, though, hooray for boobs!

]]> By: Dave http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-65 Dave Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:28:03 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-65 The best thing about the Cuban Sandwich at Hooters are those tits that come with it. The best thing about the Cuban Sandwich at Hooters are those tits that come with it.

]]> By: Tiff http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-64 Tiff Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:59:18 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-64 Correction - it's 'alcoholic STEP-father.' Correction – it’s ‘alcoholic STEP-father.’

]]> By: Sam http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-63 Sam Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:53:27 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-63 Before there were titty bars on every corner of America and there wasn't a burgeoning online porn conglomerate, there was, in the beginning...Hooters. Before there were titty bars on every corner of America and there wasn’t a burgeoning online porn conglomerate, there was, in the beginning…Hooters.

]]> By: Jason http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-62 Jason Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:17:36 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-62 You can see more tits and ass at your local mall than you can at Hooter's - and you don't get to enjoy wings while doing it. Sure, some of the girls showing their pierced belly buttons have on pants that are too tight and shirts that are too short, and they look like a can of biscuts that's popped open, but I don't think Hooter's is anything to get excited about. You can see more tits and ass at your local mall than you can at Hooter’s – and you don’t get to enjoy wings while doing it. Sure, some of the girls showing their pierced belly buttons have on pants that are too tight and shirts that are too short, and they look like a can of biscuts that’s popped open, but I don’t think Hooter’s is anything to get excited about.

]]> By: Stephanie http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-61 Stephanie Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:38:58 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-61 I *REALLY* wanted to get a job at Hooters after I lost my job in December (I heard the tip$ were really good!) but the darn thing wasn't "doing well" after being in town for only 18 months, and they closed it down! WTF, man??? How does a Hooters not "do well"? I mean, NOW what are us MILFs supposed to do for good money, huh? I *REALLY* wanted to get a job at Hooters after I lost my job in December (I heard the tip$ were really good!) but the darn thing wasn’t “doing well” after being in town for only 18 months, and they closed it down! WTF, man??? How does a Hooters not “do well”? I mean, NOW what are us MILFs supposed to do for good money, huh?

]]> By: Drug Delivery Guy http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-60 Drug Delivery Guy Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:04:51 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-60 This site is delivering some cold heartless shit! This site is delivering some cold heartless shit!

]]> By: Willie Williams http://mockable.org/the-hooters-story-prostitution-one-overpriced-burger-at-a-time/#comment-59 Willie Williams Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:43:23 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=139#comment-59 I consider it no different than any chain restaurant that requires their employees to wear certain bling, shout stupid things or push over priced desserts. When it comes to bling, titties are my favorite. Especially when the waitress is the 18 yr old neighbor's daughter you've been eyeing since she was fifteen and running around the neighborhood in her bikini top. At least now it's legal. I consider it no different than any chain restaurant that requires their employees to wear certain bling, shout stupid things or push over priced desserts.

When it comes to bling, titties are my favorite. Especially when the waitress is the 18 yr old neighbor’s daughter you’ve been eyeing since she was fifteen and running around the neighborhood in her bikini top.

At least now it’s legal.

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