Comments on: The Perfect Woman http://mockable.org/the-perfect-woman/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:31:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Leon http://mockable.org/the-perfect-woman/#comment-461 Leon Wed, 06 May 2009 13:00:21 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=482#comment-461 #1 rule for high school guys: If she smokes, she fucks. #1 rule for high school guys:
If she smokes, she fucks.

]]> By: metten http://mockable.org/the-perfect-woman/#comment-310 metten Fri, 01 May 2009 21:42:20 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=482#comment-310 @Taiwan on - You're not from Naperville are you? @Taiwan on – You’re not from Naperville are you?

]]> By: Taiwan On http://mockable.org/the-perfect-woman/#comment-309 Taiwan On Fri, 01 May 2009 21:26:43 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=482#comment-309 For a site that is named "mockable" dot something or other, how about this idea. Mock something. I know that you have blown through the easy mocks (read Madonna), but now is the time to put your pants on and get down to some serious mocking. That was the funny bit that launched this whole charade. For a site that is named “mockable” dot something or other, how about this idea. Mock something. I know that you have blown through the easy mocks (read Madonna), but now is the time to put your pants on and get down to some serious mocking. That was the funny bit that launched this whole charade.

]]> By: hardoxdan http://mockable.org/the-perfect-woman/#comment-308 hardoxdan Fri, 01 May 2009 20:52:14 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=482#comment-308 Your requirements were very similar to mine at that age, excellent description. I actually hooked up with three girls that came close to meeting all criteria during college years. First, blond, blue eyes, really built maybe 5'4" 110 lbs. Fun and easy going. Loved to F*** But, IQ about 60, and got mean on alcohol. She got really pissed at me once because I laughed when she asked me how long it would take to drive to Hawaii (from WVa.). She is still hot today but divorced 3 times, 2 kids, and is a waitress at a shitty bar. Second, brunette, smart, cute. Built nice, 8 on the 10 scale. Liked to F*** Would date me 2 weeks, dump me for another guy, date me 2 weeks, dump me again. Went on/off like this too long. Saw her recently at age 44, someone has inflated her butt. Married 20 years, 3 kids. Third, 5'8" tall, thin porcelain skin and black hair. Fantastic knockers, ass, and great legs. Beautiful face. Should have been a model. Would F*** but didn't love it. This one was probably the keeper, but she had a lisp and I could not get over it. Ran into her at a wedding a couple years ago. She still looks 20 years old and is still friggin built. Has 2 kids and just got divorced from guy number 4. Maybe those guys could not get over the lisp either. Your requirements were very similar to mine at that age, excellent description.
I actually hooked up with three girls that came close to meeting all criteria during college years.

First, blond, blue eyes, really built maybe 5’4″ 110 lbs. Fun and easy going. Loved to F***
But, IQ about 60, and got mean on alcohol. She got really pissed at me once because I laughed when she asked me how long it would take to drive to Hawaii (from WVa.). She is still hot today but divorced 3 times, 2 kids, and is a waitress at a shitty bar.

Second, brunette, smart, cute. Built nice, 8 on the 10 scale. Liked to F***
Would date me 2 weeks, dump me for another guy, date me 2 weeks, dump me again. Went on/off like this too long. Saw her recently at age 44, someone has inflated her butt. Married 20 years, 3 kids.

Third, 5’8″ tall, thin porcelain skin and black hair. Fantastic knockers, ass, and great legs. Beautiful face. Should have been a model. Would F*** but didn’t love it. This one was probably the keeper, but she had a lisp and I could not get over it. Ran into her at a wedding a couple years ago. She still looks 20 years old and is still friggin built. Has 2 kids and just got divorced from guy number 4. Maybe those guys could not get over the lisp either.

]]> By: Melissa http://mockable.org/the-perfect-woman/#comment-305 Melissa Fri, 01 May 2009 17:53:37 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=482#comment-305 BEST MOCKABLE EVER!! -Here I am, a chick and even I know what kind of girl you were looking for. I think all of us semi-straight girls were also looking to party, let loose our inner-gay and hope the boobs catch up. Now I'm married and never get asked to make out with a chick. Oh well. I doubt my boobs could hold up to the competition anyhow. BEST MOCKABLE EVER!!
-Here I am, a chick and even I know what kind of girl you were looking for. I think all of us semi-straight girls were also looking to party, let loose our inner-gay and hope the boobs catch up.
Now I’m married and never get asked to make out with a chick. Oh well. I doubt my boobs could hold up to the competition anyhow.

]]> By: metten http://mockable.org/the-perfect-woman/#comment-303 metten Fri, 01 May 2009 17:14:08 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=482#comment-303 Actually no. She doesn't read anything I write and if she did, she would be mad for the following reasons: 1)I mentioned her boobs on the internet 2)I mentioned how much I enjoy other people's boobs on the internet 3)We were dating the entire time I was drooling over Napervillians in Iowa City There's probably even more reasons I can't think of, but it's probably best if we keep this one to ourselves. Actually no. She doesn’t read anything I write and if she did, she would be mad for the following reasons:
1)I mentioned her boobs on the internet
2)I mentioned how much I enjoy other people’s boobs on the internet
3)We were dating the entire time I was drooling over Napervillians in Iowa City

There’s probably even more reasons I can’t think of, but it’s probably best if we keep this one to ourselves.

]]> By: tadpolegal http://mockable.org/the-perfect-woman/#comment-302 tadpolegal Fri, 01 May 2009 16:48:09 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=482#comment-302 Someone must have forgotton an anniversary or birthday! Someone must have forgotton an anniversary or birthday!

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