Comments on: There’s One In Every Office http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/ Your online clearinghouse for all things mockable Tue, 01 May 2012 22:54:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Nezrite http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1569 Nezrite Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:01:53 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1569 *too fat to comment* *too fat to comment*

]]> By: Shiny Rod http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1555 Shiny Rod Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:14:05 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1555 Is teabeery gum that annoying? Sad her family is full of ailments and conditions that can't be properly diagnosed. She resembles someone I dated years ago. Her name was Mary Ebber and she chewed teaberry gum, nice girl, never could remember why we broke up. Is teabeery gum that annoying? Sad her family is full of ailments and conditions that can’t be properly diagnosed. She resembles someone I dated years ago. Her name was Mary Ebber and she chewed teaberry gum, nice girl, never could remember why we broke up.

]]> By: other kristin http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1554 other kristin Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:34:51 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1554 What do have against teaberry gum? What do have against teaberry gum?

]]> By: SeanInSac http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1553 SeanInSac Fri, 17 Jul 2009 01:16:40 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1553 We used to have a woman like that in our office. The sad thing was is she really did have a lot of problems, cancer, father died, son died in motorcycle accident a year later. Problem was she would trap you for 30 minutes listing her many problem, I had to start sneaking through the truck entrance. She was on all kinds on meds and kept getting crazier and more erratic. Boss man finally suspected that she was on more than prescription drugs and made her go take a drug test. She quit immediately after. We used to have a woman like that in our office. The sad thing was is she really did have a lot of problems, cancer, father died, son died in motorcycle accident a year later. Problem was she would trap you for 30 minutes listing her many problem, I had to start sneaking through the truck entrance. She was on all kinds on meds and kept getting crazier and more erratic. Boss man finally suspected that she was on more than prescription drugs and made her go take a drug test. She quit immediately after.

]]> By: Skully http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1551 Skully Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:20:46 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1551 Roarke, Ya know, I tried peeing out a window to avoid a neighbor once, it was one of those crank-out windows, ya know, the kind with 3 panes on each side and a handle in the middle to lock each one and the little hand cranks at the bottom, ya know, you can also find them in single side 4 pane types or lots of other variations, ya know, but I'd imagine you would want to take the screen out first to avoid splash-back and that sort of thing, ya know, well anyway, ya know, I cranked the window out, whipped it out and let it go, ya know, and my neighbor saw me so that just ruined the plan to avoid them, ya know... Roarke,
Ya know, I tried peeing out a window to avoid a neighbor once, it was one of those crank-out windows, ya know, the kind with 3 panes on each side and a handle in the middle to lock each one and the little hand cranks at the bottom, ya know, you can also find them in single side 4 pane types or lots of other variations, ya know, but I’d imagine you would want to take the screen out first to avoid splash-back and that sort of thing, ya know, well anyway, ya know, I cranked the window out, whipped it out and let it go, ya know, and my neighbor saw me so that just ruined the plan to avoid them, ya know…

]]> By: roarke http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1550 roarke Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:08:35 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1550 Jason: I completely misread your comment and thought that you pee out the window before going out to make sure she isn't outside. The more I think of it, maybe you should try that. Jason: I completely misread your comment and thought that you pee out the window before going out to make sure she isn’t outside. The more I think of it, maybe you should try that.

]]> By: MonsterQuads http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1549 MonsterQuads Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:58:44 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1549 I work with someone like this. Except she doesn't smell like teaberry gum. She smells like old-house-cat-stink belly-button-lint-toe-jam funk. Le nastay. I work with someone like this. Except she doesn’t smell like teaberry gum. She smells like old-house-cat-stink belly-button-lint-toe-jam funk. Le nastay.

]]> By: Jason http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1548 Jason Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:35:54 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1548 We have a neighbor that's like this. It's gotten so bad that I peek out the windows before going to get the mail or whatever, just to make sure she isn't outside. If she's outside when you go out she'll attack. She's followed me to the front door before, yacking the whole way. I feigned diarrhea to get away. We have a neighbor that’s like this. It’s gotten so bad that I peek out the windows before going to get the mail or whatever, just to make sure she isn’t outside. If she’s outside when you go out she’ll attack. She’s followed me to the front door before, yacking the whole way. I feigned diarrhea to get away.

]]> By: JCIII http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1547 JCIII Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:06:47 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1547 Yep, I got one in my office too. Also a woman of, err, portly physique. Everything out of her mouth revolves around her immediate family, none of whom we know. And as she goes through the long, drawn out tedious dialogue, she starts every freaking sentence with "So he says"... "So she says"... "So he goes"..."So I said" Really makes me cringe and want to blow my brains out Yep, I got one in my office too. Also a woman of, err, portly physique. Everything out of her mouth revolves around her immediate family, none of whom we know.
And as she goes through the long, drawn out tedious dialogue, she starts every freaking sentence with “So he says”… “So she says”… “So he goes”…”So I said”

Really makes me cringe and want to blow my brains out

]]> By: fattie20xl http://mockable.org/theres-one-in-every-office/#comment-1546 fattie20xl Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:54:33 +0000 http://mockable.org/?p=1082#comment-1546 how can you not find cancer? how can you not find cancer?

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