Why You Gotta Player Hate on ig-88?
I just considered typing the following phrase into a serious academic effort, “If this assertion is to be believed, there would be little to no crime in the petrified forest of Lesbos.” I think I might need a couple hours of sleep.
Here’s a facebook conversation I had yesterday:
can i get an opinion on something
Whether or not you should use punctuation? Yes, you should.
is this worth it or not
i run a lot, and i was thinking about getting nike+ (with a new ipod)
Sure…if that’s your thing
damn jason, i wanted a yes or no
Okay, then no. Buy one of those vagina-in-a-flashlight things.
i haven’t seen that
Evidently it’s called (WARNING, LINK NSFW) “the fleshlight”
“it looks light a flashlight, but feels like a vagina” I wish I had such a gift for writing copy – I wonder if there’s some point in the lives of all fleshlight owners where they realize that they’re fucking a flashlight and start sobbing uncontrollably?
i love it
“runner up, the butt fleshlight!”
ha ha ha
and at $64.95, you’ve cut your recreational spending in half!
It really resembles an anus and what’s great is that it looks inconspicuous compared to the other anal toys I’ve used — with and without my wife.” he used anal toys with his wife?
“Here honey! watch me assfuck this flashlight!”
ha ha ha. i could see it happening
so yeah, no. Don’t buy the Garmin. Stay home and fuck a flashlight for exercise. You’re welcome and glad I could help.
What did you guys do last night?
I share this because I found the conversation funny and I thought you might too. Unfortunately, mockable seems to be going down the shitter pretty fast and I can’t conceive of any way to save it. I have written more, I have written less. I have written better, I’ve used more guest mocks. I’ve asked Jeff for more (this whole thing was his idea btw) and even tried to follow that asshole Jauncho’s advice. I thought it might help if I encouraged you to write your own mocks in the comments about the type of person that would insert their penis into a flashlight…because that’s in the “make your humor site more popular for dummies” manual.