10 Reasons I’m Thinking About Taking Up Weightlifting
10. I’ll be able to wear pastel tops with spaghetti straps, and nobody will think it’s gay.
9. I’ll be able to shave my armpits, and have conversations with other men about pit-shaving products, and nobody will think it’s gay.
8. I’ll be able to walk around in shiny pants that suction to my genitalia and butt crack, and nobody will think it’s gay.
7. I’ll be able to have a spotter stand so close to my face that I can feel his crotch heat, and nobody will think it’s gay.
6. I’ll be able to discuss current events with accomplished gentlemen in nothing but a jock-strap, and nobody will think it’s gay.
5. I’ll be able to thoroughly oil my rippling, hairless body, and nobody will think it’s gay.
4. I’ll be able to say things like “mind if I go a few reps on your curl bar?” and nobody will think it’s gay.
3. I’ll be able to compliment other men on their magnificent buttocks, and nobody will think it’s gay.
2. I’ll be able to spend my Saturday nights in an all-male setting, chinning & dipping, and nobody will think it’s gay.
1. I’ll be able to go downtown with my lifting friends and shop for posing suits, and nobody will think it’s even the slightest bit gay.
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OMG yes!!
As an ex-personal trainer this made me laugh my ass off.
A few of my favs:
“Spot me while I lift the left side of the gym”
“God created Nautilus to keep the geeks off the barbells”
Funny how I am now the geek
I think someone is trying to come out of the closet. Jeff? Metten?
So in other words, you want act gay, you just don’t want people to “think” your gay?
I disagree. I still think it’s gay.
Pit shaving in the male of the species is most definately gay.
Gay no matter what!
Yes, most certainly gay…
This is definitely Metten. Jeff NEVER thinks about exercise, much less weight lifting, unless it concerns “lifting” up the golden elixir containment device up to his lips.
No, it’s gay. Lift weights at home, why dress up with ballerina tights and go out in public looking like a fag.
As gay as all get out! lol
I know someone who does all of these things. Does this mean he’s gay? I wonder if his wife knows ?
My brother, Ben, is a weight lifter, so I read this to him, replacing “I” with “Ben.” Oddly enough, he didn’t find it very funny.
Gay as Adam Lambert, it is.
I don’t care who thinks it’s gay, I just love saying the phrase “I’m going to blast my glutes”.
@strangeart
I cannot believe it was Jeff. Amazing.
@jshifty sounds like he might be a gym rat. Cool.
Jeff isn’t gay, but he is a pussy. It’s well documented after years of anecdotal research. He can lift until he looks like Hulk Hogan and that Chinese lady that ruins your laundry could still kick his ass. However, Jeff ain’t gay–he has a map of the places he’s gotten laid (with FEMALES), that definitely ain’t gay.
Buck Out
Yeah, weightlifting is super gay. YOu might as well get a tattoo of a cock on your face or be from california or something.
Is shaving your pits and wearing pastels gay or Metrosexual!
Weightlifting – almost as gay as this site
Take that bitches
Sincerely,
Alan Langley