Almost Everything I Did Yesterday Morning Sounds Like a Sexual Euphemism
2009 October 7
7:00 am Rise and Shine
7:15 am Brew the Coffee
7:20 am Lather, Rinse, Repeat
7:35 am Slurp Some Java
7:37 am Bust a Melon
7:45 am Open the Sock Drawer
8:10 am Take My Explorer Down the Fast Lane
8:10 am Rock Some Whitesnake
8:50 am Find a Parking Space Near the Main Entrance
8:53 am Slide My Pass Key
8:54 am Ride the Elevator to the Top
8:55 am Say Hello to Mary
8:57 am Boot-Up the Macintosh
9:00 am Respond to an Urgent Message from Packing
9:05 am Join the Steering Committee
9:06 am Try to Keep Good Minutes
9:09 am Order a Sandwich From Luigi’s
9:10 thru 11:06 am Think About Movies and Baseball
11:07 am Enjoy the Free Ham
11:40 am Go Back to the Office
11:58 am Fuck a Cleaning Lady
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hahahaha What about “splooge in the coffee pot”?
Except for the cleaning lady.
Right… what did you REALLY do at 11:58 am?
Guess you didn’t “fuck the dog” until after lunch. (just to clean that up…FTD means….goof off and do nothing while looking like you’re busy). It’s an industry term.
Nope….your 9:00AM entry does NOT sound sexual….sounds like mother nature calling…
@DTO do we really want to know what industry? Shepherding?
cc…construction, county work…any place a guy feels the need to say you’re slacking and wants to bust your chops.
This mockable was inspiring to me
and I based my ABOUT page on
[ A DAY IN THE LIFE ] of well, me
Easily the next meme