Caveboy Monday: My Little Pageant Queen

2011 February 28
by mockers

I know this is too easy, but it demands to be mocked.

First, these women that put their girls into these cash generating ordeals.  The cash is not for the contestants, but for the folks that put these pageants on. Why yes these folk have to spend their money that was earned working at Wal-Mart, part time at the tire center or washing and cutting hair in a “salon”, to enter their little angels in these exploitation farces.

One thing I see in these women is that most of them have an ass as wide as the continental divide.  Next they have the self esteem of a 49 year old virgin still living with their parents.  I just heard one say that she prayed that God would give her a daughter that would be Miss America.  When this lady found out she was expecting a girl, her first move was to find pageants that coincided with her delivery date.  Can you say “I want my daughter to grow up to be a whore“.

Next another lady and I use the term loosely, says her nine month old daughter has great fashion sense.  This compliment is for a kid that still shit’s their pants.  I’m sorry this is just too easy.  I just saw a one year old getting a spray tan.

I can’t take this, this mock is writing itself.  Please let me put my two year old daughter in front of a bunch of stranger’s dressed like a street walker and then wonder why she wind’s up pregnant when she 14 years old.

All of these mothers should be taken out and have the livin dogshit beat out of them.  Yeah they want to tell everybody and themselves that this is good for their daughters.  It builds their confidence.  No what it does is put them on display for every pervert and pedophile in shouting distance.

I’m sorry about this folks, but this whole thing makes me ill,  Now some bitch is trying to put something in her four year olds eyes to keep them open wide.

I have determined where the judges are found, the sex offenders registries of the state the contest is being conducted.

I have to stop now before I say something I might regret, okay one more thing, a lady just said “I am worried how my 11 month old daughter’s modeling style came through on stage.”

If you are one of these sick people that subjects their daughters to this, I hope you get syphilis and die.

Get a life

Remember nuthins free, so send money

cave boy out

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 March 1
    Phil Jett permalink

    Agree. Only time I’ve seen this was on 20/20 or Dateline and of course on The Soup where they always play up the pedophile angle. These parents need to get their own life.

  2. 2011 March 1
    Nurse Ratched permalink

    These girls have a great future behind them.

    btw Caveboy, where were you that you could hear all these mother statements?

  3. 2011 March 1
    tncaveboy permalink

    I was watching/listening to cable while I was working on something else when this came on. I thought to myself “This is just too easy.” Then it advertised the next episode. I thought “This is a weekly program? How sad.”

  4. 2011 March 2
    Phil Jett permalink

    Kimmel and Hanks made the perfect companion to this post.

  5. 2011 August 21
    beth permalink

    well i think that the blonde haired girl with the blue and white bathing suite would win!!!!!

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