DIY Mock
2011 April 12
Since I am getting my ass kicked all over the place, and since you wang smokers never comment anymore, I am going to need you to take up the slack for me today. Don’t worry though, I’ll give you more than enough to start with. Check this shit out:
Okay, nobody’s saying that I wouldn’t punch an elderly person in the throat in exchange for just 3 minutes with this person, but it is wrong that there is a quasi-popular site just for gold digging career prostitutes. Now I gotta go, have fun mocking.
Thanks,
metten
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Would you need the whole 3 minutes?
Look, premature ejaculation is a real problem in my country (and by country, I mean “immediate vicinity”. Besides, mock them, not me…jerk.
I don’t know why some of these rich guys don’t just have their R&Ds make up this in a standard model. Would save in the long run on that worrisome anal drippage, the inevitable ravages of cocaine and mutiple enhancement surgeries that a semi-real girl brings with her. Could hardly tell the difference, could you?
At least the girls there are being honest
Does that work for other totally reprehensible acts? “Honey, I am banging the neighbor’s wife and anyone else who is at least kinda willing because I have an uncontrollable sex addiction.” “At least you’re being honest with me honey. See you at dinner!”
Wish I was wealthy. I’d fuck her inside-out. What’s that you say? I’m being used? So fucking what! Maybe I am being used, but she DOES have my balls in her mouth, so who cares?
This ad looks relatively amateur, but I’m sure there are tons of sites like this. I used to know a girl who met guys at sugardaddy.com or something like that. She basically got all this expensive shit from some old dude for going on dates with him. I don’t know the details of these dates, but I’m sure she did some pretty questionable stuff. Maybe I should ask her.
Sheesh Metten, crabby today?
Not any more than any other day…why?
The things some people will do for money…and the things that I’d do if I had money–mainly her, buying ridiculous amounts of guns, and purchasing ridiculous toys, like a 6×6 ex-Army 2 1/2 ton truck. Ah, to be rich.
“She’s sitting on a gold mine” was a favorite quip of a friend of mine whenever he saw a particularly hot female.
law & order svu has to get their story lines from some where
Did you just call us cocksmokes?
Yeah, sorry about that…but it got me the most comments I’ve had in weeks. And completely without content!