DIY Mock

2011 April 12
by mockers

Since I am getting my ass kicked all over the place, and since you wang smokers never comment anymore, I am going to need you to take up the slack for me today. Don’t worry though, I’ll give you more than enough to start with.  Check this shit out:


Okay, nobody’s saying that I wouldn’t punch an elderly person in the throat in exchange for just 3 minutes with this person, but it is wrong that there is a quasi-popular site just for gold digging career prostitutes.  Now I gotta go, have fun mocking.





14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 April 12
    Nurse Ratched permalink

    Would you need the whole 3 minutes?

  2. 2011 April 12
    metten permalink

    Look, premature ejaculation is a real problem in my country (and by country, I mean “immediate vicinity”. Besides, mock them, not me…jerk.

  3. 2011 April 12
    Vicki permalink

    I don’t know why some of these rich guys don’t just have their R&Ds make up this in a standard model. Would save in the long run on that worrisome anal drippage, the inevitable ravages of cocaine and mutiple enhancement surgeries that a semi-real girl brings with her. Could hardly tell the difference, could you?

  4. 2011 April 12
    Aled permalink

    At least the girls there are being honest

  5. 2011 April 12
    metten permalink

    Does that work for other totally reprehensible acts? “Honey, I am banging the neighbor’s wife and anyone else who is at least kinda willing because I have an uncontrollable sex addiction.” “At least you’re being honest with me honey. See you at dinner!”

  6. 2011 April 12

    Wish I was wealthy. I’d fuck her inside-out. What’s that you say? I’m being used? So fucking what! Maybe I am being used, but she DOES have my balls in her mouth, so who cares?

  7. 2011 April 12
    Robert permalink

    This ad looks relatively amateur, but I’m sure there are tons of sites like this. I used to know a girl who met guys at or something like that. She basically got all this expensive shit from some old dude for going on dates with him. I don’t know the details of these dates, but I’m sure she did some pretty questionable stuff. Maybe I should ask her.

  8. 2011 April 12
    Strangeart permalink

    Sheesh Metten, crabby today?

  9. 2011 April 12
    metten permalink

    Not any more than any other day…why?

  10. 2011 April 12
    Big Bear in OH permalink

    The things some people will do for money…and the things that I’d do if I had money–mainly her, buying ridiculous amounts of guns, and purchasing ridiculous toys, like a 6×6 ex-Army 2 1/2 ton truck. Ah, to be rich.

  11. 2011 April 13
    WBinOH permalink

    “She’s sitting on a gold mine” was a favorite quip of a friend of mine whenever he saw a particularly hot female.

  12. 2011 April 13
    tncaveboy permalink

    law & order svu has to get their story lines from some where

  13. 2011 April 13
    Valentin permalink

    Did you just call us cocksmokes?

  14. 2011 April 14
    metten permalink

    Yeah, sorry about that…but it got me the most comments I’ve had in weeks. And completely without content!

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