Friday Guest Mock: Babies Be Skatin’

This weekly installment of our Guest Mock series is being handled by Ben from  The Bad Manners Gun Club . 

After reading the piece below, I hope everyone will visit his site, subscribe to the feed, etc….because at the Bad Manners Gun Club they provide occasional reports from an insane world…and there’s nothin’ wrong with that.

And now for the cruel, cruel mockery…. 

Have you seen this new commercial for Evian? The one with the roller-skating babies?
What in the name of Taft’s left boob is that about? Let’s count how many things are wrong with this commercial:
1. Bottled water. Bottled water from France, no less. France, where their idea of proper public restroom facilities is a rusty grate in the sidewalk. Water? Oui, I’ll have two bottles!
2. The worst song ever recorded. Actually, a lame cover of the worst song ever recorded.
3. Fruity, Santa Monica Boulevard-style roller skating.
4. Mutant babies. Who, on account of the rolling skating, are probably now all gay.

The beginning of the commercial asks, “How does drinking Evian make you feel?” They probably should have stopped right there, because after watching that, I’m pretty sure the answer is, “Like firing a nail gun into my own forehead.”

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