Friday Guest Mock: Life’s Steps…..by C.A. Pyle

This weekly installment of our Guest Mock series is being handled by our pal DTO.  Who continues to crack my shit up.  You can catch him over here for more. I highly suggest you check it out.

And now for the cruel, cruel mockery….

About a year or so ago, I was passed on some words of wisdom. I guess it was wisdom because words of wisdom can sometimes make no sense whatsoever. The words have been stuck in my head and eating away at my every sense of rationale, looking for the true meaning of the seemingly sage advice. I have played it over and over in my mind, taking it apart word for word and even going so far as to write it down and change the words around to perhaps chance upon the true cryptic message begging to be heard by all of mankind. At times it would lead me into the deep funk of depression, feeling alone and abandoned. Could I be the only one who just doesn’t get it.? Are people laughing at me, knowing all the time the meaning is obvious?

I have always taken pride in myself of being able to grasp words of wisdom and find the meaning in philosophical quips. Things like…”It is the calm soul who hears the breaking wind”. And, “To go there, you must start here”. And, “He who travels to learn, learns to travel”. And…”Face away from the wind when you seek relief”.

So you can see and imagine my surprise and frustration in not being able to decipher and bring into my daily life, another piece of the puzzle in life’s mystery. It is only now for the first time ever I will admit to all who read my words, I am at a loss and ask for advice. I can no longer torture myself and those around me who take me for a fool. I must surrender to the wiser and calm my soul so that I too can once again hear the breaking wind.

Please help me in my goal to learn the meaning of… “It takes a village to write a good dick joke”.

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