I Don’t Do Covers In The Shower
I wrote most of this while in the shower yesterday morning, sung at the top of my lungs to the tune of “Jealous Guy” by John Lennon. Hey, I don’t do covers in there… I’m a serious artist.
Bulbous Guy
I was thinking ‘bout my ass
And my heart was beating fast
Completely outta control
Absolutely outta control
I didn’t mean to crush you
I’m sorry that you had to die
Oh no, I didn’t want to hurt you
I’m just a bulbous guy
I was feeling insecure
I could not find it anymore
I moved the rolls aside
I had to move the rolls aside
I didn’t mean to crush you
I’m sorry that you had to die
Oh no, I didn’t want to hurt you
I’m just a bulbous guy
I was trying to bring the wood
Just to prove that I still could
But I exploded both your lungs
Oh man, I exploded both your lungs
I didn’t mean to crush you
I’m sorry that you had to die
I didn’t want to hurt you
I’m just a bulbous guy, watch out
I’m just a bulbous guy, look out babe
I’m just a bulbous guy
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I think it is a vast improvement on the original!
I am a mildly bulbous guy myself and can relate.
Didn’t Frank Zappa cover this or was it Weird Al…
Great stuff!
No mockable today everybody. I am getting up hourly to expel something digusting from my body. Not exactly a comedy environment. If you’re bored, you should go read my Madonna post. The spammers love it.