I Got Nothin’
2009 October 27
Hey guys – I know I keep saying this and I’m sorry. I’m dealing with some really serious stuff on several fronts and I am finding it more difficult than usual to be funny. I am sorry for letting you folks down two days in a row. Jeff will be in tomorrow, so that will be cool and the guest mock should be a good one once again this week. Hopefully I will be able to pull something together for Thursday and get things totally back together after that. Thanks much for your patience and understanding.
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It’s okay Metten, we understand. I’m sure you’ll make up for it later. Until that point, get your stuff where it needs to be, and we’ll take care of the rest.
Hows about some one-liner mocks?
There is an African Lion in the NY City Zoo and a Lion (lyin’) African in Washington DC! ba-da-ba-splash!
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Oh boy Skully nothing like picking on the Prez to stir up a shit storm on a slow day.
I’ll tell you who is mockable: YANKEE FANS! Spend spend spend and hope you can buy you’re way into the World Series! Hope the Philly’s take them fuckers down in four!
Do what ya gotta do – we’ll be here when you get back.
Inflation….”Inflation’s gotton so bad…..You know those guys wouldn’t give two cents for?
They’re a buck apeice now.”
so… do we mock your serious stuff?
honestly metten, the internet is serious business…. you should take it seriously. irresponsible use of the internet leads to getting slapped in the penis.
Hang in there, Metten. You know we will still be around. Hope everything calms down for you soon…
I’ll be prayin’ for ya Metten. Hope everything is ok!
Hang in there Metten. I am more than happy to wait a few days to correct your grammar.
I’ll take the spelling. Hang in there! …although sometimes the shit can last for months and months.
Hey Metten…no problem! You keep us entertained each day, for no pay. ! I really do
hope that the serious stuff you have facing you work out well. Probably not a whole lot I can do to help from Nome, Alaska other than prayers and good wishes…but if it’s something real serious, you have my email address. We’re all the wvsr/mockable family here.
Thanks everybody. I really appreciate your encouraging words. I should have some answers on the personal/health part of all this today. The work part…I’m afraid that might be at least semi-permanent. Anyway, thanks very much.
Regarding the “personal/health part” I’m afraid all the pills and pumps and hanging weights off it won’t help, just make the best of what you have and buy her lots of gifts. IANAMD though.
Lot’s of things will get you slapped in the penis these days.