Tammie Thursday: Nursery Rhyme News…
And today in the news we bring you these top stories….
Wee wacky Weiner
pulled out his peter
took a picture
put it up
Twittered it out
hoping for good luck
Some dingy bimbo
would place him in limbo
by telling the press
he caused her duress.
Now he’s in therapy
cause he pulled out his peepee.
Little Sarah Palin
is always wailing
about historic events.
She doesn’t know U.S. history
but that’s no mystery;
Her mind is nonabsorbent.
Newt,Newt…You look great in a suit.
How will your campaign grow?
With a brand new staff and the support of the Jews,
I’m hoping to win, I mean, how can I lose?
Middle East, Middle East
have you some oil?
Yes USA
it lies deep in our soil.
Middle East, Middle East
we need you to supply us
Our nation is wasteful
not many ride the bus.
USA,USA
we know you are greedy.
With your big trucks and SUVS
Your nation IS needy.
We don’t mind supplying you
It’s making us rich
You rely on our oil
and we’ve made you our bitch.
Arnold and Maria are getting a divorce
Arnold screwed around,(with the maid of course)
All of the Kennedy money and all the Kennedy fame
Couldn’t bring Arnold and Maria back together again.
And that’s all for now folks.
This is the Taminator reporting for Nursery Rhyme News. I’ll be back….
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E. E. Cummings? Those don’t rhyme! Most of them anyway.
Few people know that E.E.Cummings and Mother Goose had a love child…
Is that a photo of Anthony Weiner or Janis Ian?
http://www.karaoke-lyrics.net/photos/janis-ian-35485/174042
This is way better news than that Scott Pilly guy. Or is it Palley. Or Pulley?
Very nice Tammie, you even kept it bipartisan!