Have you seen the Subway commercials where all the adults talk like little kids? And act like them too? Yeah, tell me that isn’t our government.
I am not a political person and I don’t support the Republicans or the Democrats. I vote for the individual person, regardless of the party.I do my own homework when researching the whole “who should I vote for” process. I don’t decide who to vote for based on what my parents say or what my pastor preaches or what my union says to me on those little postcards you get in the mail. To do anything just because I’m told to, makes me feel like part of the flock. Well “flock that”! I’m an individual and I know how to think dammit! I guess that’s why I can appreciate the humor in such serious business like politics.
Like I said, I’m not a big fan of politics but they are OH-SO-MOCKABLE!.

I just picture Washington DC as a giant day care where the childish drama never ceases.Big people acting like little children. It would explain a lot of things that seem to not make any sense.
Nothing they do seems to make sense and there is always eight hundred different versions of everything. And it’s NEVER anyone’s fault because everyone denies they are to blame. Kinda like children…

Anyway, this is kind of how I picture things really working in Washington….

” AWWW. I JUST WANT MY OWN WAY! IF I CAN’T HAVE MY WAY THEN NO ONE CAN HAVE ANYTHING!”

” I HEARD THAT JOHNNY’S MOMMY DOESN’T LET HIM HAVE COOKIES. I THINK THAT’S WHY HE IS SO GROUCHY.”

” MY MOMMY NAMED ME AFTER GROVER ON SESAME STREET. I AM SMART LIKE GROVER AND I CAN GROW HAIR ON MY FACE LIKE GROVER.IF I WAS NAMED COOKIE AFTER COOKIE MONSTER I WOULD SHARE MY COOKIES WITH JOHNNY.THAT’S WHY HE LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM.”

” JOHNNY WANTS HIS OWN WAY BUT I TOLD HIM NO! THEN MY EYES GOT THIS BIG AND I TRIED TO SHOOT FLAMES OUT OF THEM BUT IT WOULDN’T WORK. SO I ATE AN ICE CREAM CONE.”

“WHY DOES NANCY GET AN ICE CREAM CONE AND I DON’T? I WANT AN ICE CREAM CONE!”

“JOHNNY AND ALL HIS FRIENDS TELL BIG LIES! THEY ARE THIS BIG!”

“NO WE DON’T! BARACK AND HIS FRIENDS TELL LIES THAT ARE THIS BIG!”

“DO NOT!”

“DO TOO!”

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I’M GONNA HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL YOU DO!”

“I HOLDED MY BREATH AND THEY LET ME HAVE MY WAY FOR EIGHT YEARS!”

“THAT’S NOT FAIR GEORGE! THEY WERE MEAN TO ME!MY MAMA TOLD ME SMOKIN IS BAD FOR ME SO WHEN I GOTS A CIGAR FROM A GIRL I TRIED TO HIDE IT IN A HOLE SO MY MAMA WOULDN’T FIND IT AND EVERYBODY GOT MAD AT ME.”

“GEE BILLY.I JUST WANTED TO PLAY DOCTOR! I SAID I’LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS. THEN I DID AND SHE SAID “EWWW!” AND TOLD ON ME!THEN I WASN’T ALLOWED TO PLAY IN CONGRESS ANYMORE.”

“HA!HA!YOU ARE ALL CRYBABIES! WAH WAH!CRYBABIES! CRYBABIES!”

“NEWT, YOU’RE THE CRYBABY! “I DON’T WANT TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE PLANE!” HAHAHAHA!”

“JOE, YOU ARE A BIG MEANIE! NEWT IS ONLY THIS MANY YEARS OLD AND YOU SHOULDN’T BE MEAN TO HIM.”

“YEAH JOE! I’M GONNA TELL ON YOU FOR BEING MEAN.PLUS YOU SAY BAD WORDS IN PUBLIC!”

“I AM NOT A MEANIE!”

“YOU DID SAY A BAD WORD. THE BADDEST ONE EVER!”

” JOE DID SAY A BAD WORD BUT HE WAS SORRY. IS IT NAP TIME YET? WE ARE TIRED.”

“I WANT MY MOMMY!”

Hmmm….I think you get the general idea.
Seriously….what I think all of Washington needs is a big old spanking.

Roll up your sleeves Uncle Sam. Someone needs to get through to these brats before the playground is destroyed….